I kinda wanna do stand up in 2026

Where’s my Welsh people at?

I’ve been scrolling on here for a little bit the past few days and it really is nicer over here

Any Welsh people here?

Right?!

Is it safe over here?

Back at work today after a productive and enjoyable, but thoroughly exhausting weekend at #ComicConWales. Met stars Erika Eleniak and Matt Ryan and TikTok stars @craignotcreg.bsky.social and @dheanasaur.bsky.social. Same again next year!

BRING BACK COLLECTABLE TRINKETS IN CRISP PACKETS

Hello I quit my job this week

It was in a shop that sold souvenir stuff so probs not official but my god people love making minions do stuff

So last week I was in Belgium. Brussels has a statue of a boy pissing. It’s called Manneken Pis. And somehow there is Minion merch of it

That’s not a goat it’s a cow

I’m fairly certain I’m writing a book

Had the best time today ngl

Hello I need more severance

Hello I forgot again. How’s everyone?

Quick 9 people follow me real quick

I wanna work out how cameras track stuff so that I can make a weeping angel that actually follows you but stops when you turn around. If anyone can help lemme know haha

It is me! And yes let’s!

Hello. Whys it so hard to find a plastic spork these days?

I recently bought an iPad and Apple Pencil because I’ve always wanted to learn to do procreate and animate but now I’m very scared as to where to start

It’s lovely here

I think maybe using the words TikTok refugees on Red Note when it’s coming from Americans who stereotypically don’t like refugees themselves is a bit hypocritical and maybe should stop

Hello :)

Invented a new word today: plagiarism

Yeah especially when I’m doing my weekly Aldi shop

I’m doing incredibly well atm ☺️☺️

Europe :)

It was Disney. I have the best partner ever

Ah I could help but I’m currently out of the country until the 2nd!