Gotta get the right angle. I’ll obsess if I’m over-watering or under-watering

Today dad is wearing a Washburn football shirt. I have no idea where this shirt came from or who it actually belongs to.

When Shakira called her boobs small and humble I related.

Shamea Morton’s new liquor business is:

- Peach Rum
- Bottled in the shape of Shamea’s butt
- Company called - Rum Bum

Only Shamea… 😂😭😂 #RHOA

Sober Carl could get it

We got our first VeganGate on Real Housewives

Phaedra Parks having the AUDACITY to say Pinky “eats meat” which is irrupting Pinky’s first conflict on Housewives

(What the hell did I just type…? 😂) #RHOA

As she should

Drita better win this shit

Way better than Kyle’s attempt

a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her .

His voice

REMINDER: NUGGETS WON

You got my interest

For Mother’s Day, I’m getting myself a really nice electric pole saw 😍🥰😍

JJ is a Jayhawk.

Please don’t be a jerk.

Not really. I’m on a super high dose of Lexapro*

*Effexor

❤️❤️❤️

3.5 weeks ago West was on WWHL saying there was no truth to the rumors. today they’re on the Yankees jumbotron. in a month and a half we’ll be watching them cry and say this was debilitating for their mental health.

You lookin so dapper and handsome. Stay fly.

Toys 1992

KJ #1 guy in the group

so I’m guessing he saw tonight’s updates #SummerHouse

Dear Marciano,
Looking like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag. Just because it zips doesn’t mean it fits.

Oh yeah I have to remind myself warning is the bad one

no wonder tmz is in dc
even Hollywood aint this fucked up

What a time to be alive

Sounds dreamy

Let’s lay in bed and listen to the rain against the window while the thunder rolls across the sky.

Omg Bachelor Nation in dis Villa too?!

Praying to Saint Stassi

It is fuck-you raining out right now. #kswx #kcwx #severewx #mowx