What is it about this universe that a good and decent man faces an extreme form of cancer while a hateful tyrant roams free to inflict more destruction every day?

There is no law against a lot of what’s happening because it never occurred to anyone that someone might want to do it.

I’m so heartbroken. She was the best.

Wait, does Disney own the rights to Rocky Horror? Does that make Magenta and Columbia Disney princesses?

New Yorker cartoon of a giant monster destroying a city, flames, people fleeing, and one man points to the monster and says "Quick! Somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly worded letter." Cartoon by Jason Adam Katzenstein

Chuck Schumer makes it to the New Yorker cartoon section. And not in a good way. Chuck, this is your legacy unless you seriously step up.
@schumer.senate.gov

Yup:

Friday thought: people who leave time on the office microwave after they take their food out are sociopaths.