Fuck Jordan binnington fuck 3 on 3 overtime fuck radko gudas

Tom Wilson golden goal 🔜

Nvm I guess thanks jack

Now jack why would you do that? You know how it feels

4 minute PK for the team that could not keep a puck in/clear a puck during a 5 on 3 PP is so awesome and not stressful

Sam what have you done

i often think there are too many men, just, in general

It’s “put as may people as you want onto the ice” day in Italy again

STOP TRYING TO OLAY THE PUCK JORDAN ITS NOT WORKING STOP TRYING TO MAKE JT WORK

I cannot believe there’s a chance I have to watch Mickey Mouse ass 3 on 3 overtime if nobody scores

Idk how blues fans watch binner all year this shit is terrifying I am so fucking scared right now

And now we remember what hooking is? Is it just because I woke up too early or does none of this shit make sense? I’ll take the 5 on 3 for Canada but what the fuck

Just watched 2 trips and about 50 hooks on both sides and it took someone doing a WWE style spear to draw a call

Genuinely insane it took them to call another after that was the first call of the game idk what penalties are anymore

Was that really worth being the first penalty of the game?

50% save percentage is good right?

Tbh he’s getting a slap on the wrist either way, I’ll be shocked if they actually get him on the felony or even the misdemeanour charges and it’d probably be less likely for him to face consequences if he did get charged for all the women he’s harassed/assaulted

(His family would cover it up again anyways it wouldn’t matter)

Gavin McKenna might finally be charged with some form of assault and it’s a miracle that it’s not sexual assault

We are going to play the best 5v5 of all time. We will lose the game because of special teams. We will look fucking awesome doing it. Get it twisted.

we will score two goals in two minutes so i can go into intermission happy. we will score two goals in two minutes so i can go into intermission happy. we will score two goals in two minutes so i can go into intermission happy. we will score two goals in two minutes so i can go into intermission hap

there's always next time

and how CAN you take a high stick when you're that big, Locker?

a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something ALT: a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something

hockey canada when you tell them to make a good jersey instead of covering up another sexual assault

they could go the 2010 route too and just put red leaf on every jersey almost like thats whats on our flag or sumn

JUST MAKE THE LEAF WHITE ON THE RED ONES AND RED ON THE BLACK ONES HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT

the white jerseys are okay at best but the stripes still don't connect at the back and they're two different shades of red for some fucked up and cruel reason but why the fuck is the leaf black on BOTH OTHER JERSEYS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE FOR EITHER OF THEM

the new team canada jerseys are so turbo ass i cannot believe we're wearing DOGSHIT for the third olympics in a row

okay fuck baseball skating time

glad to see that the roided out jays fan is still behind home plate