Honestly, that might be underselling things juuuuust a tad.

The sort of thing certain people would absolutely have in their camera roll.

"Trust me, most of us do."

"Hey, I'm sure as hell not complaining."

"At this point? It's probably best not to bother trying to keep count."

"In fairness, that's mighty common."

Average Sunday morning

#SeductiveSunday

/let's fucking gooooooo

/my mind is in the gutter, but so is my motivation!

See Tits, Post Tits

This doesn't even begin to get into her skill or flexibility.

She could have been a gold medalist in gymnastics a few times over if things panned out differently.

Laik3D

Since it's National Black Cat day and all...

Guaranteed to break Spider-Man.
No one does it quite like her.

#SeductiveSunday

/me trying to take note of the things i owe on my gals so i can EVENTUALLY get to them

To be fair, Felicia's basically a pro at it by this point. Though there's also occasional hangups. Being hypersexual does have it's cons after all, even without getting into the likely root causes.

"Suit's custom made. Exactly how I wanted it at that." The obvious theme also helps.

Yeah, t would be a bit pot and kettle coming from her, wouldn't it? Let's be honest here, they both do what they do because they find it exciting.

Not that Felicia's going to give the other shit for it.

"Oh boy, do I?" she replied, leaning back against a wall, checking her "nails" for a sec.

In fairness, Felicia was "in costume". And said suit pretty much clung to every last curve of her body.

And it was unzipped just underneath her cleavage. Plus good luck downplaying a rack the size of hers.

"Sport, mostly."

"Well, when I'm trying to play somethin' for my own ends, it sure helps to have the looks to go with the charm."

Cue a casual shrug from the blonde in question.

"Turns out certain archetypes persist for a reason. Who'd have thought?"

"Well, at the risk of bragging, being a near six foot tall leggy blonde with a gigantic rack certainly helps."

/Felicia "Speeds through Foxy Floodgates loudly singing along to a song about how she fucks your girlfriend better than you" Hardy.

#FeliciaGetsTheJobDone

"Being an absolute baddie is a full time job, it turns out. But someone's gotta do it."

/psst. you wanna add felicia to rivals.

/sorry all, enthusiasm hasn't really been there for any of my gals lately.

on MY part, i should clarify.

/The only Marvel funerals I can think of off the top of my head are Karen Page and Cable.

Neither of which I think encompass the entire Marvel U even if some superheroes were at the former.

/Boy, I love being bad at reading people.

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