I missed grunge too! 😄

a man in a suit is driving a car with a sticker on the windshield that says ' toyota ' Alt: a drive-by scene from the blur parklife video

back in the 90s
blur and oasis britpop
my ears were elsewhere

#haiku #haikufeels #blur

Accurate... Canadians do too!

a dog is playing with a cardboard box on a couch . Alt: a dog does a double take

dopamine, caffeine,
coke or electricity...
what gives you a jolt

#haiku #haikufeels #jolt

a cat dressed as a pope is sitting on a throne with the words bless you behind it Alt: a cat dressed as the pope sitts on a throne and says bless you

Pope Leo likes dogs.

Dogs aren't afraid of Pope Leo.

This #TedTalk on who to trust is over.

insignificant yellow flowers on a chain cactus

when a bloom is small
or it is rare to see one
insignificant

#haiku #haikufeels #bloom #BlueSkyPlants

And ants... our peonies summoned the ants!

a man in a red sweater with a cross on it is dancing Alt: Jane Weidlin as Joan of Arc in Bill & Ted

That woman was also Joan of Arc in Bill & Ted!

Not to mention that guitar and vocal skillset.

a white car is parked on a residential street Alt: the DeLorean time machine backs onto a mill valley street

flux capacitor
enrich the plutonium
and get back in time

#haiku #haikufeels #enrich

I
am
your singing telegram

*bang*

#InternationalHaikuDay #haiku

bardic inspiration
two lovers, forty-nine keys...
heart and soul

bluesky error message 3

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

bluesky error message 1

bluesky error message 2

I don't know what you mean!

😄

The Osmonds - Down by the Lazy RIver (Live 1972) YouTube video by VHS Music Rarities

This is a guilty pleasure... there's an AI version on YouTube with the original recording but this has live vocals... from the past:

The Osmonds doing Down By The Lazy River

Is Bluesky down? Here's what we know. The X alternative experienced issues.

Yeah it is Bluesky, been flaky all day! Hopefully fixed soon!

mashable.com/article/blue...

bluesky 503 error message 1

bluesky 503 error message 2

five oh three error
is bluesky or me busted
where is the server

#haiku #BlueskyFeedServer

a woman is eating a waffle with a sandwich on it . Alt: a sketchy woman is eating an eggo waffle

inflate your ego
but let go of my eggo
it's time for breakfast

#haiku #haikufeels #inflate

a black and white photo of a room with a coffin in it Alt: Nosferatu's coffin opens at sunset

at the funeral
we gather near the remains
it's us who remain

#haiku #haikufeels #remain

a dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car . Alt: a German Shepherd sits behind the wheel of a car

likely bonus charge
after a high speed persuit
failure to remain

#haiku #haikufeels #remain

a woman with short hair is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed . Alt: ann Hathaway says guys, i am Catwoman

Now the litany of Cat Woman... Cat Womans... Cat Women...

Is running through my head.

#TeamHathaway

a stainless steel microwave oven is sitting on a counter in a kitchen . Alt: a stainless steel microwave oven

lost an oven mitt
open the microwave door
as good as any

#haiku #haikufeels #open

* Almost the punchline of a joke I shant repeat here. 😎

authentication
affirm my identity
ordering pizza

#haiku #haikufeels #affirm

a turtle is swimming in a blue water Alt: a sloth swims slowly

how hard can it be
to swim across the channel
you only drown once

#haiku #haikufeels #channel

a woman in a police uniform is holding another woman 's arm and asking where is the remote ? Alt: a police officer says where is the remote

changing the channel
once meant getting off the couch
where is the remote

#haiku #haikufeels #channel

politics of fear
deepen your understanding
of haves and have not

#haiku #haikufeels #deepen

I worked at a bank
client messages were called
tell, advise, disclose

#haiku #haikufeels #advise #TAD

a black and white drawing of a cat holding a speech bubble with the words `` pay attention '' written on it . Alt: a teacher says pay attention and taps the white board

nice to know: advice
recommendation: advise
not quite the same thing

#haiku #haikufeels #advise

Super Green

seek serenity
request someone to grant it
complete the 12 steps

#haiku #haikufeels #grant