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Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
Thank you, Juni
Basically if we gave ourselves the same compassion as we give our pets, we'd probably feel better.
Anyway, I'm off to not take my own advice. Have a nice day!
The list of questions a vet will ask to determine if your pet is healthy is basically the same as what a doctor will ask to see if you're healthy:
- eating normally
- normal poops
- normal wee wees
- unhappy / lethargic / irritable / agitated
- sleeping ok
It's a sleep deprivation special today so extra fun! @samrae.bsky.social and I will be strangling each other in @brainmage.bsky.social 's delightful "I Will Strangle a Horse". Equines beware, 4pm UK time TODAY!
Things that make basketball coaches angry: their team doing badly
Things that make basketball coaches seemingly even angrier: their team doing well
Oh is he eeepy? Is he an eeeppy sleeepy widdle bwaby? Is he a wittul bwaby who needs his dipey changed cos he's a sweepy wittle baba?
This should be at 4pm BST as long as Tim has woken up from his nap.
Twitch.tv/thebrothersmeredith
I'ts our STREAMAVERSARY today so let's do a little extra bonus stream to mark the occasion. Join @samrae.bsky.social and me at 7pm UK time www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...
Red text on banners reads, 'Episode 2, June 22nd'. Underneath is the Goblins cover art: a manilla file stamped with the word Goblins, on a wooden desk surrounded with a cup of tea, a pen, a ghostly hand and black vines.
Episode 2 of Goblins! which follows our pilot episode will be released on June 22nd! We're then planning on releasing episodes weekly. Thank you for your patience and we can't wait for you to hear what we've been working on.
@stellartim.bsky.social is still out at work helping make sure some lovely musical theatre stars sound amazing when their show opens later today.
In the meantime @samrae.bsky.social and I are going to do a little stream! 4pm BST
Twitch.tv/thebrothersmeredith
Release date announcement coming later today!
Heads up stream watchers, no stream today as I'm working but @samrae.bsky.social and I hope to stream tomorrow afternoon as it os a bank holiday, will keep you posted!
I'm creating a new twitter clone that updates your tweets to make them temporally correctly.
If you say "I am streaming in one hour" then after you stream it will update to "I was streaming but now I'm not" and if you die it updates to "I AM TRAPPED IN A TARTARUS OF MY OWN CREATION".
This bird looks like it's going to say, "Please, detective, you have to understand I have no idea who killed my husband and I'm terribly sick about it"
low t? u have lo testonst-
tostenst-
tintinterone?
double u t by half self
body half size t same amount is double t
shrink ray make u little t is same size then double t
prob is solve double t many girlfriend asia gilfiend japan many
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This is today! In less than and hour! Come and watch @stellartim.bsky.social and @samrae.bsky.social make a song!
If the "Katie" who very kindly bought Lo-Fi (samrae.bandcamp.com/album/lo-fi ) last year see this: I've added the other tracks which you should automatically have access to. If not, lmk and I'll get them to you somehow.
Making a game where you play as a WWI soldier recovering in a field hospital and you have to complete rhythm games to write letters and poems for your sweetheart back home (the letters are never received).
A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.
Join us today at 4pm UK time today for some definately being murdered by a horrible giant in Valheim! www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...
Maybe when people die they become ghosts and when ghosts die they become geese and when geese die they become people and that's why there's always the exact same number of people, ghosts and geese.
Come and join @stellartim.bsky.social and me for some Medieval fun over at www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...
Hello kind people! STREAM UPDATE! ...sorry, that was loud.
Due to stupid work I am working Sunday so there will be a stream today at 7pm UK time instead.
Join @samrae.bsky.social and I for rescheduled fun (the best kind)
www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...
I once played my girlfriend-at-the-time's younger sibling at Wii Badminton and I whooped them really badly because they were like 8 or 9, and then they burst into tears and I realised I hadn't even considered letting them win. Their mum just said, "Well, they have to learn some time". I felt bad.
As the video signal worsens you can just make out that the surrounding plants are wilting and withering.
The spectators flesh begins to melt and bubble but they continue to coo and say how "beautiful" it is until they are reduced to puddles.
The creature slinks into the water and the video ends.
