I made a very nice tasty oxtail.

I always manage to be at my sexiest at toddler swim on Saturday mornings.

I’m sorry what is a rate limit?

I did not know this until i experienced it and oh man I’ve never been so mad at so much stupid

Explaining Minnesota to my new friends from the south…it’s a swamp, but with ice!

In my catholic heart

Got yelled at for something I didn’t do at the aquarium and now I’ll be thinking about it the rest of my life.

We’re going to have to take Kid B skeet shooting now.

Just fantastic fun

I turned around and she was wearing beads with a plastic penis dangling from them and was like “what is this? A leg?” and now I…ok here we go…I live for adventure.

Kid A (7 yo), tagging along with me to New Orleans this week, has absolutely bonded with the spirit of this place. And the people are meeting her vibe. I’m in some real trouble here.

Oh hi! I’d love an add.

Our neighborhood school hangs all the lost items on the chain link fence quarterly and it is a sight to behold.

I assume everyone else has opened their windows and curtains today and is thoroughly disgusted with condition of their home.

Having a having a real ‘go the the fuck to sleep’ night with these chaos goblins

Dave took his snow tires off

Sure is

That sounds like a lot of work

I accidentally wandered into a golf contest at work. Something related to a masters tournament? And I am in a commanding last place. No one gonna catch me.

How is that even possible?

This brings me joy

I have a couple pieces of paper from ISU and could’ve stayed longer if my parents didn’t nudge me out of the basement. I’d still, notwithstanding kids and husband, move back into the basement and reenroll.

As an alumna of this fine establishment, I am not shocked. May everyone involved get the help they need.

Are you on campus?

Yes

My empathies to whatever…ahem…shit you’re dealing with today.

Burn it down. Start over.

“Reid, you’re on mute”

I’m over here in tears explaining Challenger and Columbia to my kids and why this is so amazing and there’s a lot of judgment coming from these stinkpots.