Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

this video is gonna make me throw up

JD is where he is because he was born without the capacity for shame.

Bankruptcy attorneys right now:

Devastating

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”

We have been told many times that there won’t be boots on the ground. Many (almost all) of the pro war accounts here have given breezy assurances that there won’t be boots on the ground. If we do end up with boots on the ground, prepare yourself for the most shameless gaslighting campaign we’ve ever witnessed, as all of the same voices insist that no such assurances were ever given, and in fact we always knew there would be boots on the ground and were never told anything different.

fell for it again

Always thought it was sad that Ayn Rand—one of the most successful authors of children's fantasy books of all time—had little enough saved in the bank in her old age that she had to rely on public assistance until her death, but I'm glad it was there for her.

Thread. I really do not understand why people insist on rigid definitions for either liberalism or socialism. These are families of ideas spanning centuries and continents. They contain multitudes.

Anyway, Adam Smith himself was an egalitarian, suspicious of capitalists.

Cringe is Good, Earnestness is Strength On irony poisoning and the importance of being earnest.

“We are still being subjected to endless discourse about the supposed need for macho, beer-swilling, pot-smoking commentators on the left who can go toe-to-toe with the right’s manosphere influencers and cancellation-seeking comedians.” www.liberalcurrents.com/cringe-is-go...

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

The point ladies and gentlemen, is that cringe, for lack of a better word, is good. Cringe is right. Cringe works.

The very worst of the internet has almost always been predicated on “jokes.”

And it’s absolutely just jokes that helped morph some of the grossest corners of the web into breeding grounds for the current right-wing extremism problem we have today.

Why should the left be immune to this?

In my piece today I examine how we can restrain the the all-powerful, imperial presidency. And replace it with a limited executive and a more powerful and representative Congress.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

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I don’t know what political values these are, but they don’t seem great

The Seattle Space Needle peeks through the clouds, looking like Cloud City from Star Wars.

Is Lando Calrissian about to make a deal that’ll keep the Empire out of Seattle forever? ✨⚔️

We talk a lot about X being a Nazi bar and I bet a lot of those vile posts seen on there are people who also believe they are very funny comedians doing a bit.

Piling on strangers on the internet with “facetious eugenics humor” because they said a historical figure was “bad” is bizarre antisocial behavior that not one of these people would display out in the real world.

You gonna wash your hands

No

Because I’m evil

Marc Andreessen probably

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Wizards are officially on the take for this.

The Stock Market is the 3rd branch of government now that Congress no longer exists.

Congrats man!

The Blue Wave in Montana is just Gus Fring’s blue meth putting all their small batch artisanal meth dealers out of business

He’s just a very dumb guy who is surrounded by a series of viziers and handlers who tell him he did all he could and that the only reason stockpiles are running low is because of his predecessor and that he should do a really smart post where he takes all the credit and none of the blame!

Oh he was trying to say that but instead said that Biden gave, “everything away for free” and, “didn’t bother to replace it,” but, worry not, he already replaced everything that was given away by Biden…before Biden became president!

During his first term, Trump fixed the military that President Biden dismantled. The American Military Industrial Ouroboros is a thing of wonder.

"Biden dismantled the military but I had already rebuilt it so I can end the forever wars by fighting this war forever"

Truly, this is the day Donald Trump became president