Gladly 🥵🥵🥵

Big, Sweaty, Hungry and Horny Boar want you 🥵🔥

And I love if you lick my Boar Pit 😋

Uh, well I'm definitely not being productive, so 😳

I am blessed to be one of the 300k

Free advice for the Bluesky team:

Spend more time trying to understand why your users don't like AI, and less attempting to convince them that they're wrong.

I promise you that they don't need another voice telling them AI is inevitable and will be imposed on them.

Is uh... is this a gift or an initiation?

I would probably still be anti ai even if it didn't rely on copyright theft or cause environmental issues, or whatever else.

Even if we had some kind of perfect ai... offloading the functions of your brain to a machine is literally just robbing you of the joy of being alive at all.

It's that time of year again 💗 #MacroMarch

"This waistband snap is gonna level half this city." 🩷

Happy Macro March!

Tmw you get cornered by a couple of caked up weasels. 🍑🍑

That era never ends

I think I got this tennis thing figured out 💅✨

Me, trying to be normal

God I forgot how much I love Cult of the Lamb... And the insatiable Furries who draw porn of it.

Self-fulfilling prophecy

I give moots and friends permission to wedgie me if/whenever they see me

Cannot wait for the bubble to burst.
...
...
...
Please burst.

Took me a moment to realise that was a person on his foot, not a... um...
Footussy

Can I pay for this? Just asking.

Oh he's gorgeous 🥴

I mentioned before that I've gotten to the point where I've switched off the FOMO in my brain, but certainly makes a lot of things confusing when people are discussing games and it's all going right over my head.

The fuck do you mean I've got that touch starvation kicking in?

i love a man in a thong for me.

Seems like my kinda club

Gus and Oswald are sitting down, enjoying some peace from the bustling social event. The host greets them both in a weirdly familiar way: HOST: "OH MAN SO GLAD BOTH OF YOU COULD COME DUDES! WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND THERE LMAO" GUS: "SORRY BUT I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKING-" HOST: "NAHHH NOPE! I COULD PRECOGNICE YOU TWO ANYWHERE! " HOST: "GUS WAS IT? YOU'RE THAT ONE GOONER STONEP THATS ALWAYS HOTBOXING THE DORMS RIGHT?" GUS: "HUH?.. WHAT DID..." HOST: "HAH! HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD! AND YOU ARE OSWALD RIGHT? THAT ONE FATASS NERDY BOOK GUY?" OSWALD: "FATASS?! WHAT-" HOST: "A I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT LOL! SO LIKE WHY ARE Y'ALL JUST SITTING THERE?" HOST:" COME JOIN THE FUN~"

Gus and Oswald are led away from each other, unaware of what is going on as the hypnotic pink smoke fills their lungs, clouding their minds and Judgement. The effects of the smoke aren't just mental tho, as Gus pecs and arms begins to grow, muscle developing, meanwhile Oswald ass and tits become bigger and softer. HOST: "WELL THEN, WHAT ARE YOU TWO WAITING FOR? GO HAVE FUN DUDES!"

The transformation progresses further as Gus and Oswald begin to smoke as well. Their clothes disipating into the smokes as it's replaced with other, more fitting ones. Gus muscles have developed further, becoming massive, his turtle neck has become a loose tank top, his cock freed for his quickly disappearing pants, an expression of pleasure spread across his face as his thoughts simplify and become more about sex and dominating. Oswald's mannerism have become sluttier, his clothes are dissappearing almost entirely while hes ass humping another man, who gives a good slap at his developing ass.

The transformations are complete. Gus has become a dumb, sweaty stoner frat guy, a bottle in hand, he's fucking another of his newly realized frat bros. Oswald has become the perfect slut, his ass welcoming an enormous cock as he's covered in the cum of countless of the men. He's completely naked save for a pup hood and two pup mittens. They're the happiest they've ever been.

COMM for @bustlinbison.bsky.social

Gus and Oswald take up an offer for a gay social event at a recently open bar.
It took a bit of buttering up, but now, they're now living their best lives <3

#NSFW #Hypno #Brainwashing #Corruption

Abyssal Hunger🐍 (1)

"That's a tight spot!"
Comm for @derpydevin.bsky.social

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Yes, thanks, I'll summon 15

Incujocks!
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