Lady Gaga and Doechii Monday thru Sunday:

Time to play a game of “is it still wet or is it just cold” with the washing out on the line

arms are extra army today 🙂‍↕️

I have shenaned once and I will shenanagain.

thank u hotel mirrors for being so kind to me

Idk I thought it was about struggling with money and you can’t even afford the end of the meat which is the cheapest part ??

You make an excellent point

It’s wasn’t until concerningly recently that I thought the saying was “make ends meat”.

get your legs out, for the lads

MAYHEM

FUCK

please, i beg of you, ignore my creased tshirt

it me

Can we take this offline and circle back for a quick synch by EOD?

Hand me my gilet

Unfortunately I have to report that I’ve slipped into my tech bro era at work a little bit too easily

👆

Just luck ig

It was pure thrill! I’ll be riding this adrenaline high for weeks.

Yep! I have thus far in my life managed to avoid them

Just had my first rail replacement bus experience 😍

One small step for avanti west coast, one giant leap for network rail.

According to this train manager, we’re off to London Houston.

“AI is going to take over the world!”

AI:

Is that a bin bag??

Can’t stop saying “fuck a app” like Robyn

Yeah but have you seen that door?? Phwoorrr

…get out 👉

Hey, look at this…

2026 is going to be my year. I’m taking it. You can’t have it.