Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

sketch of tomori takamatsu hugging taki shiina, theyre both seated on the ground. tomori is earnestly embracing taki, who keeps her hands hovering over tomori's back but not actually making contact.

tmtk / tktm hug #mygo #bandori

lala barina 🕸️ // #MonsterHunter #MHWilds

#ユカハル
#ユカリ #ハルジオ
#PokemonLegendsZA
#ポケモンレジェンズZA

怠美ちゃんと七海ちゃん🩵🩷

#ハンドラ美術部 #hndr_FA #ダンガンロンパ #七海千秋

About to fucking die

#FGO

horse vampire #umamusume

Art of Marvelous Sunday where her pigtails are comically huge. She kind of looks like a weird little bug.

MARVELOUS

it’s like when you see a picture of a moose online but you don’t realize how huge they are until you happen to spot one in real life

dick and balls

I bet you freaking communists of Bluesky have some second thoughts about releasing the Epstein lists now that you know it might include your favorite politician of all-time William Jefferson Clinton

姫

if i die in a nuclear blast in dc you cant do that "a man died, dont be political" shit. you gotta be as political as possible with it. use it to justify whatever you want. tell them i died because of trump. or because steven universe didnt center aroace voices. or bc ur boss sucks. really milk it!

VA Commission for Allegra Clark, the voice actor for Penance ~

#arknights #penance

Gogh-chan (Traditional Inks + Gelly Roll pen) #FGO #FateGrandOrder

A girl with pink and green hair clasping her hands together as she looks manically at the viewer while smiling, drooling, blushing and crying at the same time. Based off the song "Affection Addiction" by KAT and Aku P, which is linked in the caption.

affection addiction!! 🤪

eye color

#oc

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

the boy who cried silksong

preston youtuber voice: I UNLEASHED 500 GHOULS INTO TITANIA'S KINGDOM, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

@undeaddesperado.bsky.social paid 5 dolar fer dis

SILKSONG!!

midwest miku

#art #miku

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百合シチュ　61日目
ホームステイの子、意外と破壊力すごかった
#創作百合 #百合シチュ101

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

me when i make my storches serve cunt

#SIGNALIS
#IchBinHierUnbekannt