I'm not watching that crap. you guys are too high or not high enough

For TikTok, but posting here too.

Bong with Bluetooth

High tech bong

We're ruled by Losers Zuck, Musk, Bezos and the power of sad little men

I wrote about how the richest guys on Earth also happen to be the biggest losers on the planet.

My latest newsletter: www.jphilll.com/p/were-ruled....

"it's simply smashing!" - austin powers observing the brutal elegance of my smashing machine

tweet from @hearinladotcom Today is a good day to remember, last year LA City Council approved the mayor's budget to cut $23 million from the LA Fire Dept as well as cuts to many other departments, so they could give the LAPD a $138 million increase even though crime has decreased and there's fewer cops.

one percent. my final message

it's so funny that they mean this as a threat bc every woman i know reads shit like this and says "oh thank god they'll leave us alone"

Rachel Weisz, photograph by Bob Carlos Clarke, 1991

okay fine gambling and buying drugs then

last night we let the black mold talk

i wanna find my twitter mutuals where the fuck are my twitter mutuals

elaborate

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a black and white photo ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a black and white photo

hello divas

hot patootie, bless my hole

hey divas

where the fuck am i

Oh, to be a snail girl

Margaryta Yermolayeva - Witch's Circle

GM

i’ve been subject to some insane rizz lately

"THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 30 SECONDS" and it’s just two octopuses playing 4 games of hungry hungry hippos simultaneously

a wizard-like figure in a cloak holds a deck of cards, ready to draw the card on top

me about to reveal to you my next banger

@splungekik.bsky.social hey

nancy reagan really blew it not making throat fuck thursday a national holiday

a Build-a-Bear that is Neo from the Matrix

logging on

I mean

jesus served