They can’t put this in writing and pass it because DJT extorted 10% of NVidia as part of a structured deal. He and his wife will have to go back to Slovenia.

$40 per Canadian per year, or $3 per month, to support a communication method that can function after the internet is destroyed by AI. Surely we want to spend thrice that.

Oh now you’re just exaggerating! [joke]

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

But only for three seasons.

Is Matthew Broderick available to film a sequel to War Games?

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Briefly forgot Chihuahua was the name of the region the dogs are from. Article hits different.

5. A solution in search of a problem. Who is the client and what is their objective. If there is neither, it is best practice to halt the work. And that is all of AI right now.

They’re waiting to form government, threaten to simply dissolve the corporations that demolished the East Wing of the White House, and then bully them into demolishing the Arch for free.

As someone outside of the US, I agree heartily. For example, nobody gives a crap how many Americans died in Vietnam. The rest of the world only thinks on terms of the grand total from both sides, and every death is sincerely heartbreaking.

I’m an HR quant who has gone through a bunch of stressful personal change. The world to me looks like this:

Gonna walk this earth!

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

I’m getting a laugh about this because orchestrating the collapse of T-bills was *Canada’s* back-up plan to stopping annexation talk by asking nicely. So America’s back up plan should be to stop the annexation talk. See it?

I stepped on a rake once. Young children in the vicinity thought it was hilarious so I did it again. I can still feel the wood on my face, it was awesome!

#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!

'It's time to get serious,' Carney says after byelection sweep delivers him a majority government | CBC News Prime Minister Mark Carney says he will use his newly won majority to push through legislation that the opposition parties have stymied in recent years, saying his immediate focus will be quickly pass...

Questionable article from CBC asserts that now that the balance of power is no longer in the NDP’s hands, Carney is going to “get serious” about building publicly funded housing. New NDP leader not interviewed or mentioned, plus lots of commentary about what this all means for the tories.

I think this drawing really sums up the whole world right now.

Reddit post from the subreddit "r/cats" titled "how to take the perfect photo of your cat." [person holding a phone with a piece of salami covering the top of it while the cat looks intensely at it]

Instead of flowers, people bring sticks to this dog’s grave. ❤️

clouds with a tree

“The clouds may change shape and move, but the sky remains an infinite canvas of possibility.”
― Shree Shambav

till next time🌿

Octopus hauling ass on the sea floor: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/Romania_mi...

Another crown on his head and nobody commenting.

This Browns April Fools joke gave me a chuckle.

Pure happiness ❤️

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

… and I can still taste the liquorice to this day.

I sometimes wonder how it would feel to have been born other than I am or where I am. Edward Hopper’s paintings make me feel nostalgic for a past I never lived.

I love this! 🎨🖌

British painter, “Phil Lockwood” painted this, he filled every window with an “EDWARD HOPPER” painting.

Llama: every move you make is pissing me off 🤣