What was missing in you she couldn't commit to the bit.

It's like FLCL, but lesbian.

Lighting the mostly smoked cigarette you find in the ash tray to taste her a last time.

A chibi bridget from Strive saying “ you need to outlive them so you can piss on their graves”

🌌

Girl with a Front Bottoms tattoo and girl with a Pigeon Pit tattoo making out sloppy style

I love trans lesbians with all my heart

oh yeah, baby. keep telling me about your niche special interest 😵‍💫 oh fuck, the amount of knowledge you have is so hot 🥵

Carmen from the bear with the text "im over here caramelizing my onions rn i got onions in my pan rn im cooking my shit, its fragrent as fuck man im a chef man" imposed overtop

a frying pan with red onions slowly caramelizing

Two cats one orange (Gazlowe) and one white (Grom) sit on a cat stand in front of a monitor. There is a green lighter in the foreground.

The way my cats just hang out with me while I do stuff ❤️

We live in the uncanny valley

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Reciting poetry to my cats until I'm ready for the next open mic

saying the cat’s name out loud repeatedly because she hasn’t yet responded to a point I was trying to make

Hmu if ur a t4t cisphobe pls

Out: Being a manic pixie dream girl
Skipping meals
Dental issues

In: Building community
Maintaining connections
The Dentist

Same, life changes quick

girl who AAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAGGGGHHHHHHGGGHHH AAAAIAIIIEIIEIEIEEEEEE

don't like how everything is temporary they should change that

Sam, Alex, and clover from Totally Spies

Tonight you will be visited by three spirits…

'30-year-old gf' Lists a number of qualities often typical of a nerdy 30 year old woman. I can't be bothered to transcribe the whole thing, I'm sorry <3

i hate how mostly accurate this is...

"tits or ass?"

Bro, the way she lays in bed for hours after waking up

No

Staring at my new viagra script like jack looked at his bag of magical beans

T4TTRPG

Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.

New Jersey is great.

lowkey i’m trying to hit it like a boy lately but woke doesn’t want me to

post malone? no thanks. i only post about my lord. jesus.

Coatcheck line from hell

That's what I'm super saiyan

Recite her a sonnet
M'lady loves a good sonnet