The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

It was such a good day! I'm happy I got to see you and give you a hug.

(it's the theme from Full House, so you don't get as annoyed as I did trying to identify it.)

(Also, this is AMAZING. 🤩🤩🤩)

Maybe I'll see you tomorrow?

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video.

“It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?”

This lady’s response is🔥

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll

She was born on March 20th, 1915

A field of black appears to be scraped away in the center revealing a rough-edged Irish flag (Green left, white center, orange right) on which a determined wolf walks. The flag colors are also revealed in the negative space of the wolf's fur. The caption reads "The Irish Wolf" in stylized lettering, the first two words in green script, and then last in orange.

This new logo was created for my favorite wrestler @theirishwolfsm.bsky.social by @okchrisruiz.bsky.social.

He is super happy with the way it came out and can't wait to put it to use!

We highly recommend his work!

You're a menace and I love it!

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I get the sense that it's separating out the people who turned to body positivity as last resort because intentional weight loss wasn't working from those that really believe in body positivity/acceptance/diversity.

I am hearing a lot of bragging about weight loss because of GLP-1s. I'm on a GLP-1 as a diabetes treatment and my weight has remained the same as ever (the only doc I weigh in for is my endo). Endo wants to switch me to a different GLP-1 because I could lose weight. A1C is 5.8. Answer: Get Fucked.

I just read it in the browser. I do the same thing with insta.

Snorlax enters the gauntlet at SWO!

Google with AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

Automated Sextortion Spyware Takes Webcam Pics of Victims Watching Porn A new specimen of “infostealer” malware offers a disturbing feature: It monitors a target's browser for NSFW content, then takes simultaneous screenshots and webcam photos of the victim.

A new specimen of “infostealer” malware offers a disturbing feature: It monitors a target’s browser for NSFW content, then takes simultaneous screenshots and webcam photos of the victim.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Noooooooo!

Trump's in the Epstein files over 600 times.

Last night marked Kuf Alef Kislev—the 81st anniversary of the Satmar Rebbe's escape from Nazi-occupied Europe. His rescue and founding of Williamsburg's Hasidic community shaped our city. Grateful to celebrate this history with the community and greet the rebbes.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.

Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

you know what? good advice.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

We can joke, but Mamdani is walking into a situation where he knows they could just arrest and disappear him and his own party would do nothing to stop it.

It's pretty ballsy, which might be the point here - walking into enemy territory unafraid.

A black pillow on a white couch. The pillow is embroidered with the face of a screaming goat, eyes bulging and mouth wide in an expression of unmitigated horror.

Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item

We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

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I found a clip. He did actually turn and seemed to understand something was happening, but mostly looked on.

bsky.app/profile/broa...

Headline writers all! Thanks for these.