Brown shipping box with “Laptob” written in permanent marker on the side.

Got my mom a MacBook Neo and someone at ups wrote this on the box

Happy V💟lentine's Day @chris.neatdu.de and the shack!

kinda wild!!!!

how.. how much stuff can i fit in this plane

happy wrapped!

🥰 @bcapps.bsky.social

I LOVE NEW JERSEY

today is 20 years since my first paramore concert

TWENTY YEARS

A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

Robert. 🪱

Hayley Williams please

mtv hits forever!!

spot the woodpecker!!

Driving didn’t “naturally” become inevitable. We designed a society that make driving inevitable in most places. We can design something different

last night!!

girl look how orange you fuckin look

A room full of people were shocked when I told them I was 15 years older when they thought I was younger than them. All I have to do is take Lexapro every day and cry in the shower every quarter. Maybe he should look into that.

Sent a poll

why does Nintendo hate me

Vintage book cover for a book on bird identification featuring four illustrations of various birds. Title and copy read Piece of Shit Birds •72 Full-color birds •All pieces of shit •Will steal from you then taunt from a tree by Simon Forlurdt

thanks for nothing

happy orange iPhone day to @bcapps.bsky.social only

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

b a l d

hayley williams how am i supposed to go back to work after that song)????

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

bb cardinals 🥹

i love the country of philadelphia 🫡

hang it there, it gets easier!!

happy friday nerds