Here's my silly little warlock kobold that I've been beating my head against a wall trying to draw lol

Damn, I didn't think drawing short characters would be this hard LMAO

Dinner tonight is a chicken thigh, breaded with panko and herb seasoning, topped with dill garlic cheese and smoked cheddar cheese, with a side of couscous and green beans.

Happy Egg Day

UGH

I've been trying to draw kobolds since yesterday and I'm just NOT getting the proportions or the vibe right x.x

"Don't draw on the walls!"

No, mom I wanna make cool art to fill up this blank space!!

10/10 love it

Would... >///>

I have made a most beautiful monstrosity tonight for dinner.

Homemade buttermilk fried chicken, nestled between two halves of a knish, and not one but TWO slices of the finest American cheese.

Yes, hi, hello, pls place on my face and lemme huff it @.@

Choose your hose, and suck ;3

#irlnudes

All I see is gay pride chocobo

Awww ain't you two cute~

Especially if smol top has to brace themself against something or prop themself up xD

Aahh, it me and @kravenlupei.bsky.social n.n

Love me the "smol top \ BIG BOTTOM" dynamic.

Maybe when I'm feeling a bit more adventurous xD Or have a more bitter coffee I suppose.

I'll stick to my big 'ol french press for today though lol

Sounds SO weird, but of course it was from the 60's lol

*stares in confusion*

I'm sorry are you making an egg to EAT, or coffee to DRINK??

DON'T TELL ME THIS IS A FULL BREAKFAST D:

I love the chaotically messy rooms you design, they always feel so cozy.

My head game so good I experience g-forces while I suck off your D-force.

This dumb idea brought to you by me experiencing a nosebleed right after giving @kravenlupei.bsky.social head lol

Made up a clothing ref sheet for myself, so here's my 4 states of existence:

Basic
Edgy
SUPER edgy
Cute Twink Mode

#furryart

The phone knows...

Fatty Batty 🦇
Comm for @knoxin.bsky.social

A series of sketches of a very fat, very round bat, looking pleased with themselves. A chunk of meat on a bone is stuck in their throat as they struggle to swallow it, and in another a recent "meal" struggles to escape.

Got this amazing sketch page from the equally amazing @kellerkangaroo.bsky.social and I'm just in love with it!

Oh yeah, it came from a a cooler shelf and not like inside a minifridge. So I'm even more confused.

Bought a nesquik at the store today, while people are panicking about the snow.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

*puts on fake antlers*

Happy Nude Bat- shit I meant DEER

DAMMIT, now I ruined the year- shit I meant DEER

I need an extra pair of hands to pull me apart, clearly. Willing to volunteer? ;3

Good, you should get a taste as soon as you can! ;3

Great, that's just how I like it

*sits on your face*

This close enough?

Bro, how's my butthole looking? You think it look alright?

#nsfw #nsfwirl #irlnudes