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Posts by Alchemister5

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Investors lost billions on Trump’s memecoin. Another gala won’t fix that. If Dems take Congress, Trump may face reckoning for “pay-to-play” memecoin galas.

If Democrats retake control of Congress this fall, they may succeed in quickly passing legislation banning the president and his family from profiting off a shady token that has deeply disturbed government ethicists.

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Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

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Palantir Goes Mask-Off For Fascism. It Won’t End Well. Earlier this month, Donald Trump posted on Truth Social that "Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!!" — notably including the stock ticker, because why not just make the market manipulation explicit. The stock popped after that and has continued to rise in the past couple weeks, though it's still down on the year.

Palantir Goes Mask-Off For Fascism. It Won’t End Well.

Earlier this month, Donald Trump posted on Truth Social that "Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!!" — notably including the stock ticker, because why not just…

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a man with a beard is looking up and the word yes is below him ALT: a man with a beard is looking up and the word yes is below him
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As Gene Simmons.

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dishes

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No

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Sherlock Holmes: The Pearl of Death “Twenty men die for it!” exclaims the poster for The Pearl of Death. What it doesn’t say, is that they all died way before the start of the movie. Still, the body count in this one is pretty high;

The PEARL is afoot! Dive into a brand new Sherlock riff from Bridget and Mary Jo! www.rifftrax.com/sherlock-hol...

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Remember when google searched worked? Now it just sends you random reddit threads.

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Trump Is Literally Negotiating With Himself Over How Much Taxpayer Money He Gets Because His Taxes Were Leaked Back in January, we covered Trump’s audacious lawsuit demanding $10 billion from his own IRS over the 2019-2020 leak of his tax returns by IRS contractor Charles Littlejohn (who is currently …

@masnick.com: 'the whole thing was a scam' Ya think⁉️ 'only real question was how brazenly the parties would go about it...turns out...extremely brazenly'
-Trump, plaintiff
-IRS & Treasury, defendants
-DOJ defending them stocked with Trump’s former personal attorneys www.techdirt.com/2026/04/17/t...

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The president of the United States is bragging about being able to write his own signature.

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I have an unbelievable story. I was looking for a city builder game to play. Instead of buying one I installed one of my many unplayed steam games.

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Then the platform sells those fake views to ad sales who are happy to show those fake numbers to their bosses. No one is watching but everyone is happy.

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The world sucks so here are 3 squirrels that demand peanuts.

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After living in Phoenix for 5 years I gotta say I am not a fan of the daily whiplash of Denver.

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The Great Class War
The Great Class War YouTube video by Jesse Welles

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4qX...

Another absolute gem from Jesse Welles.

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I have been burnt a few times.

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I rather see them go and pick up the pieces.

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it gets lost in the shuffle of constant corruption and bloodshed but even with the memecoin ALONE, that would make him very clearly the most corrupt U.S. president in history, you could easily argue

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I have an idea on who we can send to space next.

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I miss sobe energy drinks.

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Government Workers Say They're Getting Inundated With Religion “This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.”

“This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.”

government workers are getting inundated with religion in the office -- read @telliotter.bsky.social:

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The Dangers of California’s Legislation to Censor 3D Printing California’s bill, AB 2047, will not only mandate censorware on all 3D printers; it will also criminalize the use of open-source alternatives. Repeating the mistakes of DRM won’t make anyone safer,

Compared to other 3D printer laws proposed this year, California’s is the most troubling. It criminalizes open source, reduces consumer choice, and creates a new bureaucratic burden. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

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Doing a basic calculation using a chatbot instead of a calculator uses between 2.5 million and 62 million times more energy. And using chatbots for calculations is *extremely common* - the companies have marketed these systems as general purpose, everything-apps!

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This actually just happened.

Trump: NARA is returning the records seized from Mar-a-Lago to Mar-a-Lago so they can go in my Library.
WH Comms Dir: NARA is returning Trump's records to him.
Me: <files FOIA request for records seized from Mar-a-Lago and then sues, citing the above statements>

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I honestly couldn't do this by mistake.

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I just thought of a solution.

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