surgery update: everything went well and im home recovering. the incision near my belly button is particularly painful.

I LOVE IT WHEN COWORKERS CHERRY PICK INCOMING TICKETS LEAVING THE DIFFICULT ONES FOR THE FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS SURGERY TOMORROW

YOU LAZY PRICKS REALIZE YOU WILL STILL BE SADDLED WITH THE WORK I CANNOT COMPLETE, RIGHT

RIGHT??????????????????

i call them both 'belle and sebastian'

i cant tell the damn difference.

i have named the two crows i am feeding belle and sebastian.

fuck alex carp and fuck palantir

that turd should have been irrevocably shoved into a locker when we had the chance

they are getting me in and out same day as long as there aren't any complications. will be very happy to put this behind me.

surgery just got moved up from the 5th to this tuesday

time to panic prep

i had the pain last month that landed me in the ER. took antibiotics and better now, but it needs to come out. it's a tme bomb.

i get my fucking appendix out FOUR DAYS before the midnight plays here in seattle

🥲

should be good. not happening until early may but it'll be here faster than i realize.

thank you. i think i'll feel a lot better after this.

appendicitis is often caused by a blockage

the blockage is often a hardened piece of poop called a fecalith

i wish i didn't know any of this lol

i have not one but two poop stones stuck in my appendix so that sucker will be coming out very soon

he converted not even 10 years ago and very much for his political career. clearly an expert on catholicism.

cool, thank you. they did follow me and seemed to be looking at me, then did the super close flyby. if they get too close i will correct. appreciate the info. i'm new to befriending crows.

listen, i'm a militant atheist, and even i understand how goddamn batshit insane it is to argue theology with the fucking pope

so earlier i was walking shadow and saw a couple of crows. tossed a few treats and they loved it. threw a few more treats their way as we left.

was walking to the trash and one of the crows did a fly by so close to my head it touched me.

is this normal or am i in another abusive relationship?

and yes i realize that 18 and 19 year olds are technically adults.

this may surprise some folks, but i was an 18/19 year old woman once. and i was not ready for children then. i was ready for episodes of pokemon before going to work.

the birth rate going down in general is good, as it means women (and literal girls) are no longer giving birth to babies they didn't want. a choice is all women ever asked for.

but you have to be a special kind of evil to see declining birthrates in 13 to 19 year olds and think it's a bad thing.

actually, fox news, TEENAGE GIRLS NOT HAVING BABIES IS A GOOD THING, ACTUALLY

RIP, tapatio

we had a good run

when you're the only person not captivated by the band wearing polka dots on social media dot com

january: took PTO, on last day shadow had to go to the ER

march: took PTO, on last day i had to go to the ER

i am glad to know that the tipping point wasn't new wars, state sanctioned murder, pedophilia, or rape.

the tipping point, was trump posting an AI generated image of himself as jesus.

not that he was healing epstein, but that he was pretending to be jesus.

these people don't deserve to vote.

update: shadow is doing much better. im trying to not drive my car into the lake over how much i owe in vet bills now.

oh my goodnes 💜

yes because he's getting so much work done already

it's hard to take tickets when they are sending him on field trips to other locations that i've been waiting to go on since i started 2.5 years ago

right? like idfk man, people can make the right decision for the wrong reasons.

so we just got home from the fucking emergency vet

again

shadow has an infected gall bladder. and is taking nearly identical medication to treat that as i did to treat my appendicitis.