Nap Time! My son and I Don’t need that energy 😎

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #childfreebychoice #comedy #badkids

You don’t see them?! Their names are Apollo & Artemis and they literally look just like me….

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #dogparents #comedy #childfreebychoice IB @thelabwoody

Tomorrow is 4/20 so make sure to leave out milk and cookies for the dog (no not your dog, THC/Weed is toxic… I’m talking about snoop dog 😎🐾)

You can’t move, those are the rules!

#dogparent #frenchbulldog #dogsofinstagram #comedy #cutedog

Friendly reminder to have fun today, but just know that your dog misses you 🐾

Your girl is as good as his 👔😎🐾

#dogsofinstagram #FrenchBulldog #Playboy #themostinterestingmanintheworld #CuteDog

Remember who feeds you….

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #comedy #dogparent #dontbitethehandthatfeedsyou

Story Time!

Now that Apollos 6th gotcha day is behind us I have a deep dark secret: I didn’t want a dog! It’s not that I didn’t actually want a dog. It’s just that I knew how much responsibility they were especially franchise……

Their mom and I talked it out and I tried to convince her that it just

Please let me know if you see them, Miss them so much!

Just a few more hours and I’ll be home… 😆

#dogsofinstagram #missyou #frenchbulldog #dogparent #comedy

Me buying a new phone
“So would you like the 64gb or the 128gb?”
Me: “how many dog pictures is that?”

They’re still completely traumatized 🫣

#dogparents #wrestling #relationships #dogsofinstagram #frenchie

Gather round, place your bets! 🎰🐾

Who do you think will come out victorious? This was a fun game and just as entertaining for us to watch as I’m sure it was for them to eat treats!

#dogsofyoutube #frenchbulldog #gamenights #tictactoe #enrichmentfordogs

Week 1 Coachella photo dump! I had a pawsome time zooming around the empire polo club

I got to hang out with some beautiful ladies, eat lots of overpriced food and even got to hang out with Bieber

Looking forward to week 2!

#coachella #dogs #frenchie

Don’t they know they have a water bowl?

#goodsoup #dogsofinstagram #adamdriver #frenchbulldog #dogparent

And now, “Gotcha Day” pictures. 🐾❤️

to think, Apollos mom Vanessa really had to do some convincing that we should get a dog. Now I feel silly for even questioning it because I’ve become a professional dog dad 😂 (I’ll have to do a story time on that)

Happy 6th gotcha Day Apollo!

#gotchaday

6 years ago, we woke up at in the early morning to make the drive to Sacramento to pick up our new potato 🥺❤️

He was so tiny, a little scared, and probably wondering where he was going… but it didn’t take long for him to realize he was finally in his forever home 🫶

BREAKING- The Artemis II just landed, and in other news, my Artemis just farted 💨 🐶

#DogsOfInstagram #FrenchBulldog #NASA #artemis2 #comedy

He’s earned every penny 🧀

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #cheesetax #taxseason #goodboy

What’s mine is always his 🫡🐶🐾

#heycomrade #dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #comedy #sharingiscaring

Bet you won’t get it right 😏

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #dogbarking #comedy #guess

Dogs should definitely be deductible 💯

#taxseason #dogsofinstagram #taxtips #frenchbulldog #comedy

Miss you Grandpa/ Dad! ❤️🐾

Back when Apollo was just four months old he got to meet my dad for the first time. Now, when we go to Arizona, we still take the time to visit him and make sure to say hello. Love you pops!

#dogsofbluesky #fatherandson #cutedog #frenchie

I’ve created entitled children 😩

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #spoiledrotten #comedy #cutedog

I wish I knew this earlier… 🐶🛋️

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #doghair #comedy #interiordesign

If anyone wants her let us know 🥺

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #rescuedog #upforadoption #comedy

The Easter bunny came!! Wishing you all a happy Easter (or just happy Sunday) 🐰🐾❤️

#dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #easterbunny #easter #cutedog

Is he still considered pure bred? 🐷👹🐾

#DogsOfInstagram #FrenchBulldog #househippo #SpookySeason #comedy

Nothing gets by him 🕵️‍♂️🐾

#frenchbulldog #dogsofinstagram #inspector #hungrydog #comedy