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Keeping it close to the ICE chest

So, tacos for dinner?

Cardi B’s will be tough to beat. This one is climbing up the list, rapidly.

Pastor or Dealer?

Did he endorse John Cornkenton?

I hope the EV owners understand that gas prices still impact their finances. If you only think gas price increases only apply to fueling up a car, then you shouldn’t have a license.

Cool, so pretty much what everyone does when they start a career.

Instead of a class action lawsuit they need to get hit with an ass action lawsuit.

LV: Give it a rest, pest.

Per Wikipedia: He’s won 3 mixed martial arts matches 2006-2007. Such a bad ass. 🤣

I have managed hundreds of eDiscovery document reviews in my career and this goes down as the most botched review in history. This could have been mostly automated coding, de-duplicating, auto-redacting, etc. and not cost millions of dollars.

I bet some files are there. They were likely flown there on the deportee private jet.

Whenever I read her name, my brain always registers LUNATIC.

Best theme park in the US.

How can we make him look like he’s in a jail cell? Put the banner between those columns!

Bill Cosby fans (me included), “Wait, whaaaat happened?”
Sen. Lummis, “Wait, whaaaat happened?” this wasn’t a new revelation, you just finally saw evidence that impacted your life.
Same scenario, but once I heard Cosby was a predator, I did my best to forget my favorite childhood tv show.

I used to work for a big law firm and can confirm sometimes getting in trouble = a much needed nap

Waiting for videos of them incorrectly using a battering ram and getting knocked on their sorry asses.

a man in a brown tank top is saying brother is fione . Alt: Brother is fione which was a cool 1990s spelling for fine as in hot. This is a joke because the guy is an idiot.

Cuz he’s so fione! 🤣
(My guess is he’s a nepo Harvard baby.)

Come on McDonalds, do your job.

But her emails is the new Epstein files

There’s a big protest in downtown Chicago right now.

The Trump administration & #ICE are traumatizing & torturing children.

It's our duty to expose this & stop it. So share the stories in this thread far & wide. Talk to your neighbors & call Congress at 202-224-3121. It only takes 2 minutes and they need to know that we object to #ICELawlessness.

Did Kash need his private jet to get first in line on the KC runway?

Happy Pride! 🌈

Do the news outlets have to pay for the journalist lunches? I’m assuming MLG management doesn’t offer the fake news free meals.

Any time I see 🔳🔳🔳 I will just insert the name we all know is behind the redaction. And when the redaction covers a survivor’s name I will fill in “poor girl, I hope she’s doing ok now.”

He didn’t say it like his normal verbal diarrhea. He wrote it, and had the opportunity to reread it before he posted it. Garbage person.