Israel doesn't want a ceasefire. The UAE doesn't want a ceasefire. Saudi Arabia doesn't want a ceasefire.

This is why you don't start a war in the Gulf. They don't end.

I don't care if Chuck Schumer is the minority leader, but please take his microphone away and keep him off camera.

Every time he opens his mouth he reminds people why they don't like Democrats.

I recently returned there after a post election hiatus. Just can't match it for sports and business over here.

It's a hell hole. I really just avoid all the non sports content.

As long as we can see you here. That place is a hell hole.

New Bureau of Labor Statistics protocol. Release ginned up employment number for news cycle. Revise way downward to actual number a month later while the news cycle discusses the latest ginned up number

B Bitchy
O Obnoxious
N Nasty
D Dirty
I Intolerable

Feel free to make your own

A most Happy Foolish New Year to those who celebrate!

Clearly Vanessa Trump has a thing for rich guys with substance abuse issues.

BREAKING: Elon Musk announces that a recent study concludes that the latest self driving program released by Tesla is 100% safer than driving with Tiger Woods.

Elon should hook Tiger Woods up with a self driving car. Clearly safer than Tiger behind the wheel

Enjoy. It will still be daily insanity when you return

As you look at your 401k remember the words of @therickwilson.bsky.social
"Everything Trump Touches Dies"

Imagine how bad this would be if we weren't living in "The Greatest Economy Ever".

We took their oil. They took our national pastime

#WBC

Trying to figure out which former President told Trump he wishes he took this action against Iran.

My best guess is he's been talking to the ghost of Jimmy Carter.

Yes. Militarily Iran is finished. That war is over. The war they're fighting now is to keep this going for as long as possible.

Every day costs the debt ridden, US economy another billion. As the world economy suffers, Israel & the USA become more isolated.

We gifted them a roadmap to win.

We are blessed to live in a nation that has not really known war within its shores since the Civil War. Our military knows the horrors of battle & the damage war ravages on people, children & where they live

But for too many of us, war is just a TV show. And our President loves a good TV show.

It's always Tuberville first. The race for 2nd place just got more intense

With all the great costumes she purchased with taxpayer dollars, former Secretary Noem will do quite well on Only Fans

We're a nation heavily in debt, spending billions on a war we didn't need while alienating trading partners all over the globe.

The only scenario where this makes sense is if the end game is total world domination. The guy in the White House may just think he's capable of being King of the World

Statement from Jasmine Crockett.

Well at least that whole Rubio 2028 thing has just blown up in smoke.

Handsome. I had one who looked just like him for 28 years.

What's the best drinking game for the SOTU??? If I do a shot every time he lies, I'll die of alcohol poisoning.

J Edgar Hoover would never participate in an Olympic locker room celebration.

He would set up a hidden camera in the shower.

Crap GDP print. Inflation slightly up. Supreme Court strikes down tariffs. DJT is pissed.

Sucks to be Iran right now. Long weekend ahead.

One thing is now clear, the big money conservatives behind Donald Trump have more control over the Supreme Court than he does. Tariffs were his thing.

I don't think as a country we are capable of having a serious conversation like that. But you are right

I ageee. The anchor that is the bottom of the K shaped economy is slowly starting to drag the top down

Now normally a horrible GDP print would tank the markets. But the Supreme Court just gifted the Trump administration with a tariff rebuke. Markets are going to love that.

#econsky