A preposterous dog, he is lying upside down on an elevated bed

I think my dog was assembled incorrectly

A perfect dog. He is long.

L O N G B O I

A German Shepherd mix plays with his toy on the floor, he is belly up.

Here have a Slade pic

A very happy doggo

Smiley doggy

A very smiley Slade

Slade did so well in training today! Our trainer brought a dog not to interact but to practice being in close proximity and he was able to be calm within like 10 feet of the other dog

Slade does his morning big stretch, he is immeasurably long

B I I I I I G S T R E T C H

A German Shepard mix is splayed out on the floor. He is a long boi.

The rare floor stretch

Results from Embrark They show 61 percent German Shepard 22.2 pct Supermutt 16.8 pct American Pitt Bull Terrier

Slade’s DNA results are in!

“Supermutt” is ‘multiple generations of mixed breed dogs’ but they said they saw evidence of Cocker Spaniel, Collie, Boxer and Husky.

A German Shepherd mix looks up at the camera longingly, he has beautiful eyes

The way he looks at you when you’re holding beef liver 😍

A German Shepard mix gets chin scratches. He does not want me to be working.

How am I suppose to work under these conditions

So cool.

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK FOR EMPEROR OF EARTH

A German Shepard mix stands at the sink without ever having heard of the concept of guilt, impulse control, or boundaries. He yearns only for food.

What, was I not supposed to be here?

Time to start locking the bathroom door

A giant bagel, shaped suspiciously like a German Shepard mix

A shark, but with dog ears

Slade continues to have exactly two speeds

A sweet beautiful angel baby dog, resting on the couch with his snout on the armrest

A ten thousand miler hour crazy boy dog, the entire pic is a blur but you can just barely make out the shape of a German Shepard. He is moving faster than the speed of light.

Slade’s two speeds:

A derpy 14 month old German Shepard mix lies on his back on the couch, you can see his teefs

A cart with a Kong, tug toy , dog bowl and leash

👀

A mock tweet from Fabrizio Romano, reading “understand Dog to Isaac is close. Nothing final yet but research progressing. Expect a move as early as the next few weeks. One to watch!”

The biggest loser today?

Oregon.

By comfortably beating USC, they have proven USC was not a good team. Therefore, Oregon is unproven.

My column from a Sacramento motel:

I miss Greg, the 7 week old Pit Bull x Mastiff puppy I met on the coast this weekend. I hope he’s having a good day.

A screenshot from NCAA14 showing the Instant Classic screen

Tonight

The I Got To Say It Was A Good Day image, but with the Oregon Duck

Congrats to the Duck fans who made the trip out, who presumably will be able to fly home tonight without a plane

I keep releasing an involuntary WOOOO every 5 minutes

The Oregon Ducks

Coming December: the long awaited return of #IsaacRidesTheTrain. Booked a full-route roomette from Seattle to LA, been a travel bucket list item of mine for a long, long time

Sources are saying #IsaacRidesTheTrain to return in December

Anne Kopitar and Clayton Kershaw

It is a rough day for LA born millennial sports fans

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