I found out what my body fat percentage is today...
I'm not gonna tell yall what it is, but I will ask yall to shame me rigorously until it improves

Ha! I never thought about that till just now lolol

Astronauts aboard ISS & Orion spacecraft had a space-to-space talk on April 7, 2026

This was the first time we had humans orbiting the moon AND in low Earth orbit, at the same time. (Plus Tiangong space station(China))
That's awesome.

Video credit: NASA)
www.instagram.com/reel/DW2ViyE...

All of my bosses each have a silly number of titles. They think it makes them sound cool and important.

And unlike Tormund, they don't realize it's all actually a big joke at their expense. There's no Mance Rayder here to take the piss out of them

Buttnaked zero skateboard deck (yeah, the tail kinda concerns me, too)

Classic zero bloody three skulls board

New deck with new independent trucks (featuring Luna who decided to play with my spacers and speed rings)

Brand new spitfire wheels complete the setup

When you should be saving for your roof, but this is the last spring/summer of your 30's so you splurge on your "great white buffalo" setup from your youth

He hits em so hard

Fucking huge massive penalty. Gyokeres hits em so hard. Let's fuckin go now

Are the hats for sale? I'm a cubs fan, but I'd wear one of those

My town just got a costco a few months back. These two have been my jam tho

Welcome home Integrity ♡

Orange and white traffic barrels covering the entrance to my road

The Michigan state flower is in full bloom, just as they are every single spring. They start popping up everywhere once the weather starts warming up. Here's a bunch growing wild at the end of my road

Performative nonsense lol neither one wanted to throw or land an actual punch

Today is a new day, yall. Got a fresh bag of weed, a new lego, a pizza, and I just put There Will Be Blood on

S tier night incoming

As a fellow short, I 1000% understand this struggle haha

Does the nest have eggs? You can relocate the nest if there's no eggs in it yet. Otherwise, you may need to buy a new ladder, or hold off on projects till the fall

"I want belly rubs"

Fuck... Heart is broken... Equal parts sad and angry. When you think you know somebody...

Remember yall, evil can hide anywhere 😭

Bluesky, what's your position on farting at the urinal? Some say it's rude. I say, if you can't fart openly in a bathroom, where are you allowed to fart?

Am I the asshole? (pun not intended lol)

I had a dream last night that I sharted at work. So now I'm here today, terrified to fart lol

coyg

That goal from Eberechi Ezi was Porno Graphic. Sheesh

Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

MY MAN MAX DOWNMAN

Bro tottenham are a DISASTER 🤣🤣🤣

Beat up full color copy of House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski

A warning from the book to the reader: "This is not for you."

When you get your copy of House of Leaves back after it being lent out/missing for over a decade, you drop what you're doing and you read it. This one is 100% on my Mt Rushmore of books

Enhanced Elsa Ice Artisan foil Lorcana card

When you pick up two Lorcana packs while grocery shopping on your day off, and you casually pull a $200 card

Inject it into my veins, bro

If arsenal win the league, and spurs actually manage to go down, I seriously might just cum from the combination of euphoria and pettiness