WHY CAN'T WE BUILD A TIME MACHINE... GO WAY BACK & REQUIRE PAPA FRED TO WEAR A CONDOM???
#FredTrump
#DonaldTrump
#NotEverySpermIsSacred

TRUMP IS AN OLYMPICS LEVEL CHOAD...
🖕🤯🫳🥇
#DonaldTrump
#AmericanIdiot
#MagaMadeDisaster
#TinyHandsTinyShroom
👐🤏🤯🫳🔎🍄

& JUST LIKE THAT...👇
MY FAITH IN HUMANITY 🤗
IS RESTORED.
🖕😒🖕💃🏼📕💩🧻🚽
#IvankaTrump
#TakesAdump
#ByeFelicia
#STFU
#GTFO
#TTTH
#WTAF
#USA
🙄

I MISS THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, LOYALTY, STRENGTH, WARMTH, COMPASSION & HUMAN DECENCY. 💞
#JoeBiden
#JillBiden
#BlessTheBidens
#WeMissTheBidens

UM, JD VANCE... 👋
WHAT KIND OF TRAGIC FLOWBEE MALFUNCTION CAUSED THIS??? 👇
#JDvance
#JDvanceIsWEIRD
#JDvanceWaywardFlowbeeVictim

IRAN'S PERSPECTIVE ON CEASE FIRE NEGOTIATIONS: 👇
IT'S LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BUBBA...
👳🏽‍♂️🫳🏽🍭🤤
#JDvance
#TheDUHdoctrine
#WTAF
#USA
🖕🙄🖕

DEMENTIA DONNY... 🤤
CHEERLEADER FOR FOREVER WARS. 🤸🏼
#DonaldTrump
#Warmonger
#PomPom
#Bomber
#RAH
#RAH
#SIS
#BOOM
#BAH
💥

🙏MY WISH FOR YOU IS THAT YOU:👇
#LindseyGraham
#LiveYourTruth
#GayForWar
#ComeOut
#STFU
#GTFO
#TTTH
🖕🙄🖕

LADY G. HAS A MESSAGE FOR ALL OF THE INNOCENT CHILDREN KILLED IN BIBI & DONALD'S FOREVER WARS IN GAZA & IRAN. 👇
#DonaldTrump
#BibiNetanyahu
#LindseyGraham
#MenageAmaga
#MagaOrgyOfDeath

DONALD TRUMP IS DROOL BUCKET DUMB...
🤯💧🪣🌊🌊🌊
#DonaldTrump
#MentallyChallenged
#MagaMouthBreather

MAKE.👏 IT.👏MAKE.👏 SENSE.👏
#AbortionISaHumanRight
#LindseyGraham
#LiveYourTruth
#ComeOut
#GEEZ
#STFU
#GTFO
#TTTH
🖕🙄🖕

SERIOUSLY... 🤔 WHAT IS THE GLITCH WITH A GRAMPAW WHO SQUEEZES HIS GRANDBABY LIKE A ROLL OF CHARMIN???
🤯🫳👶
🤯🫳🧻
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrumpIsWEIRD
#STFU
#GTFO
#TTTH
#WTAF
#USA
🖕🙄🖕

IF ONLY WE HAD LISTENED TO THIS FINE, DECENT, HONORABLE, COMPETENT MAN... 😔
#JoeBiden
#Presidential
#DonaldTrump
#Deplorable
#WTAF
#USA

MELLY IS SO FIRST LADYLIKE WITH HER SHARON STONE LEG CROSS...
👌🤯🫳🐱
#DonaldTrump
#Deplorable
#DoubleImpeached
#MelaniaTrump
#Flexible
#DoubleJointed
#WTAF
#USA
🖕🙄🖕

UM, MELLY... 👋
WHEN THEY SAID: LOOK PROFESSIONAL...
💼🧥
THEY DID NOT MEAN: LOOK LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.
👙👠
#MelaniaTrump
#TheOldestProfession

THE TRUMPS JUMP AT EVERY CHANCE TO GRIFT MAGA & AMERICA... 🤸🏼🤸🏻‍♀️
#DonaldTrump
#MelaniaTrump
#Deplorables

💳️ CHECK -- CHECK...
IS DEES TING ON???
👌🤯🫳🐱💰️
#DonaldTrump
#MelaniaTrump
#DiscreditUnion

GRABS HIS VAPID WIFE BY THE ANKLES...
PUTS HIS WARY SON IN A HEADLOCK...
& SQUEEZES HIS SULLEN GRANDBABY LIKE CHARMIN...
DONALD DEMONSTRATES MAGA FAMILY VALUES TO 'MURICA.
#DonaldTrumpisWEIRD

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TIME TO SEND FETTERMAN TO THE FRONT LINES OF THE WAR IN IRAN TO FIGHT ON BEHALF OF BIBI & ISRAEL... 👇
#JohnFetterman
#BibiNetanyahu
#Israel

RELEASE THE TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES... 👇
#DonaldTrump
#MelaniaTrump
#JeffreyEpstein
#GhislaineMaxwell
#PervyMagaPedoRing
#ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles

DOES KKKAROLINE LEAVITT EVER TIRE OF PLEASURING JABA THE TRUMP???
😳🫣🤢🤮
#DonaldTrump
#KarolineLeavitt
#MagaMasochist

STEVE BANNON WATCHING ORBÀN'S ELECTION RESULTS...
👇
#DonaldTrump
#SteveBannon
#VictorOrbán
#MènageAmaga

WE MAY HAVE TO BULLDOZE THE ENTIRE THING & START OVER.
🖕😒🖕💩
#DonaĺdTrump
#RussianRoulette
#MagaMadeDisaster

& OUR CAPACITY TO HATE...
& OUR BLOOD PRESSURE...
& OUR GAG REFLEX...
& OUR HACKLES...
ETC., ETC., ETC.
#DonaldTrump
#HeHasRisen
#HisNetWorth
🖕😒🖕🤑

HMMM... 🤔
EEF I AGREE TO MARRY DIS BEASTLY OLD CHOAD... 🔎🍄
HOW LONG CAN HE POSSEEBLY LIVE??? 👴⏳️⌛️😵
#DonaldTrump
#SugarGranddaddy
#MelaniaTrump
#BlackWidowSpider
#TickTockMuddaFucka

DONALD'S PDA WITH IVANKA IS DISTURBING ENOUGH...
WHAT WAS HAPPENING OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE??? 👁️👁️
#DonaldTrump
#IvankaTrump
#NoneOfThisIsNormal
#SpeakYourTruthIvanka
#WePromiseWeWillBelieveYou

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
REPUBLICANS ARE GODAWFUL, SHAGNASTY SMARMBEASTS... 👇
#ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles
#MagaMolesters
#DonaldTrump
#Republicans
#Hypocrites
#STFU
#GTFO
#TTTH
🖕🤬🖕

THIS IS THE ONLY WHITE ROBE TRUMP HAS EVER DONNED... 👇
#DonaldTrump
#NotChristlike
#AntiChristlike
#StrawberryShortcakeBedding
#ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles

APPARENTLY J.D. STANDS FOR...
JINXING DOUCHEBAGS.
🤭🖕💩
#ViktorOrbán
#JDvance
#Losers
#STFU
#GTFO
#TTTH
🖕🤬🖕