How about a doomscrolling game riff on alien isolation where an egregore is stalking you and you have to avoid it by shaping your algorithm through post interaction/non interaction

Gotta be one of the catchiest songs outta the death grips diaspora

It’s kind of a meme that Japanese won’t understand English words unless your overlay a (seemingly offensively heavy) Japanese accent. What I didn’t realize is that this also is a thing for French speakers

(Rhetorically) how the fuck can short term memory work

Yeah it’s a little painful but it harts good

Is the op implying that this is bad??

What makes you think I’ve seen this (I have)

having a jira morning.. need to impress my new product mommy...

Jira not using mono font is mutilating me

Imagine: claude code in helvetica

Why do they call them “mid” wives

I’ve talked to a few nurses about this. My take is - geriatric zoomers will want human nurses to take care of them. Gen Alphas? they might. Gen Betas tho? I think they’re gonna be fine with bouba robots ala revenge of the sith midwife droid

88 DAYS

88 INCIDENTS

88.88% UPTIME

GITHUB

THE SIX EIGHTS OF UNRELIABILITY

Absolutely brilliant m8

@godoglyness.bsky.social is this anything (bsky please don't turn this video into mud)

are... are you free tomorrow to assist by chance

The Sushi Supercut YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau

not as such but boy do i have several hour+ youtube videos for you...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3wg...

Hey babe I got you some sushi and boba because I'm in phase with the collective female hindbrain

"I know what will win her back... a youtube short of one of my favorite streamer's classic rants!"

and.... honey on the backline?

brother i haven't a clue i'm going in with a vyvanse and a prayer

but if you recall I did get spurned by the actual romantic interest one. gonna try to get coffee w her tomorrow. stay tuned

The move 37 of hot lawyers: have a friend your age go to law school a little later and become friends with a big law cohort moving to NYC to sell their soul. Newly bereft of soul they flock to local soulful white boys (i.e. yrstruely) like moths to a stuttering fluorescent light

This sounds extremely stressful

I’m not sure if pleo makes a living by creating short form content and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Man this one really is perfect

Already added to the coat of arms I’m afraid

100 crisp dollarinos that yon corvid is munching on fresh sunfish

Does God almighty also have a backline? What does he put there. Angels?

remindme! 200000 years