No. I’m already barely on here

today has been so rough man

for the first time ever I got a call from a police officer about someone being in a bad accident. way scarier in real life than it is in movies.

Cardi B ended her tour bringing out THE Missy Elliot 🥹 AND her tour is officially the highest grossing debut tour by a female rapper. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I bleached my hair all by myself for the first time ever and it literally came out perfect. I was terrified but I’m proud

to that weird bitch I encountered in chic fil a earlier, may both sides of your pillow always be warm. there was no reason for you to act like that.

got to see the first 2 episodes of the new Stranger Things animated show. shit is a banger. I’m sat.

I do t think that I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it, and I’ll never have that recipe agaaaaaainnnnn

someone left the cake out in the rain…

Sometimes you really do have to put on your “I know you fucking lying” eyes.

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anybody going to Brooklyn Comic Con?

I wanna see Josh Johnson when he comes to Philly in November.

courtesy of Young Thuggifer!

“Ima ride innat pussy like a stroller”

a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face . ALT: a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face .

Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures.

Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors

🫢 I was gagged

mine is the Proud Family end credits lol

like a fever, like I’m burning alive…

i promise you, however tame you might think the celebration is, it is tamer than that.

I wish I could articulate what I need right now.

I had a really rough Monday.

so far this is… 🫤

now watching (let’s see if it lives up to the game)

Why is the bread not getting me?

That’s so funny cuz I am going to a crab feast 😂

Wine
Crabs
Penis

Lmao not bad

lol I just…

I didn’t pick him up but like—

I’m so deadass 😭

wait is this fucking play about me 😂