That jacket brings so much heat to the show, but the poor thing is still completely eclipsed by your hot wife.

Me trying to be normal.

At the orgy. Man dressed as a sexy postman saddles up to you and says:

Underrated joke

“Women are such angry simpletons. A mere glance at my face and they all fly into a rage and run screaming down the hall.”

Not really. But it would be fun to watch.

Serious runners only, please.

HELL! YEA!

What a move. Screw trash talk. If that dude dunked on me and caught me with that head tilt, I would’t be able to think straight for the rest of the season.

Meanwhile trans people are being banned from sports.

We’ve all met this couple.

It is funny tho. Kids should be conversant in Statler and Waldorf.

This is great, but tell your son he should only make Dad jokes like this after he has kids.

These fucking homophobes took Zesty from us?

God Damned Fucking South Floridian head in the fucking sand Castro obsessed tax dodging fuck ball motherfuckers are what started dragging Florida to the right since the Al Gore days.

I hope they understand how much of this is their fucking fault.

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take the wrong lesson from a movie

Everything,Everywhere, All at Once:

There are infinite ways to avoid paying your taxes.

Next she’s gonna say all those news stories about the cat who eats lasagna are fake too.

The Cynicism of Clarence Thomas Clarence Thomas used to be a radical. He used to help the Black Panthers run free clothing programs in Massachusetts. He spent his early college days helping found the Holy Cross Black Students Union....

Nothing could ever forgive him for enabling Trump to destroy the country, but it is worth knowing what he went through at Yale, just to better understand how these institutions have been undermining American ideals for centuries.

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I’ve been thinking about this and how Jen Z - the generation most protected from any bullying- is leaning more right and helped vote Trump in.

My theory is that anybody who was ever bullied could see his BS a mile away.

Maybe these kids weren’t inoculated on the playground like they needed to be.

And you’d never have to pay rent.

My girlfriends sister is an oncologist (also millionaire) and is balls deep with Hannity.

She keeps pulling them both so far to the right, there are fewer and fewer things I can talk to either of them about because everything comes back to “why should I have to pay for this?”

I love your Sex Magik face.

C-List is actually my Rapper Name.

Jesus Christ

Crazy that she manages to still be the worst of the Kardashians.

The first thing you see after you die.