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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

meeee

some small number of AI solutions feel like magic and everything else, the other 90%, is slop

oh yeah my friend was obsessed with her in like 2009 totally forgot about this

me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more

covid is over we don’t have to do that anymore

hey @bencollins.bsky.social i’m watching this new @theonion.com show and it sucks! It’s not funny what are you thinking airing this

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

He could have settled for like a single day's worth of sales of Brain Force Plus, or could have held a trial down to a single week's worth. He decided he was not going to participate in it at all, leading to a default judgement

Ben this is the funniest thing to ever happen we need to get someone on the air 3 hours a day every day

I think with this that guy who has all the pieces of your face will be able to assemble the pieces like the infinity stones

Pausing at the appropriate moment in the LOTR marathon to read the entire Tom Bombadil section from the book

That’s also paradoxically why it failed though

Hey

An eBay listing of the original Baby Sinclair puppet prop from the hit ABC sitcom “Dinosaurs” on sale for $25,000.

Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

Welcome to the good place @itstrentabitch.bsky.social

Who up bluing they sky

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

a "stop doing math" parody about the app threads

STOP USING THREADS

bsky.app/profile/awgordon.bsky.so...

Threads makes a lot of sense when you remember what Zuck wanted the Metaverse to be: a heavily branded, inscrutable morass where you might have a fleeting, benign interaction with a celebrity who immediately tries to sell you an Apple Watch.

Okay look,,,

Are you allowed to post hog on threads?

Sometimes all you wanna do is scroll past the Marxist memes and like a bunch of thirst traps

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

plate of crab rangoons

the crab rangoon fanbase is dying

reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!