Welp. I never saw the show, so I don’t recognize any of them, but…🎉🎉🎉

Jaclyn Smith, actress

Years ago, I was told I look like Jaclyn Smith.
“Yeah, I don’t know.” I’m cringing.
“You do!”
“Okay, but she wrote Valley of the Dolls, so…”
“No, no. The actress in Charlie’s Angels.”
“I’ve never seen that.”
“She’s very beautiful!”
“Oh. Okay.”

Heh. I should be so lucky to still resemble this.

If we were meant to fly we would have been born with wings.
#DefyDogma

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Egypt, 58 BCE
Ptolemy Princess Cleopatra grows up in a palace of wonders, delights & dangers

Through peril & politics Cleopatra's fate unfolds, leading her to Egypt's throne

The Last Queen
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Stage 3
The end begins here...

Maybe the only way to survive an insane world is by embracing the madness.

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Pirate Hunter Draylin sees her betraying father in Lone Stafford’s eyes, but her touch is a siren’s song, a storm he cannot override. Hunter believes Lone has her secrets, a web of deceit, but when she lies in his arms, Hunter's torn between the blood he craves to spill & the love he cannot deny.

I asked AI who is D. J. Runnels. (I’m an author.) It proceeded to tell me that I’m an American football player. Another reason why you can’t trust AI.

I have a BIG game coming up and first I need to have my hair done and a mani-pedi. I also have a uniform fitting tomorrow and I hope they don’t give me those clunky shoulder pads. What time does my limo arrive? #ai

Picture of the author with a camel.

My theories about those very long, articulate 1-star reviews. #skywriters 📚💙

Picture of the back of the author’s head. Can we puh-LEEZE all stop gatekeeping?!—d.j.runnels demonstrates irony

See, gatekeeping is when people adamantly insist they're right and you should do things their way, e.g.: how to raise a child, what to eat, how to write, etc.

So here I am gatekeeping the concept of gatekeeping. Follow me for more oblique humor that requires explanation. #skywriters

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Pirate Hunter Draylin sees her betraying father in Lone Stafford’s eyes, but her touch is a siren’s song, a storm he cannot override. Hunter believes Lone has her secrets, a web of deceit, but when she lies in his arms, Hunter's torn between the blood he craves to spill & the love he cannot deny.

I’m having a busy decade.
15 thrillers.
3 novels.
1 nonfiction book.
4 3rd-person memoirs.
42 short stories.
I’ve edited more than 20 books for authors.
My 24 books are on Amazon in Kindle (free with KU), paperback, and audiobook editions.
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“The Impoverished Orphan,” a sweet #PrideAndPrejudice #RegencyRomance with a touch of #CozyMystery!
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An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
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It’s time for the HORROR books of MT Hart!
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Libros de espanol!
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My #scifi books! 🎉📖🎉

🎉 Two graduate students meet at a demo meant to defy Einstein! First contact & finding love! 📡🌌❤️

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More info in the thread. ⬇️

Welp. Based on today's interactions, I redesigned my business cards and I think this will be a banger. (Business card showing book cover on left) D. J. Runnels Dead Edna Ghosts are people, too. D. J. Runnels: Providing useless social media insights since 2009.

Still waiting for my home planet to come get me. #skywriters

Book cover of dead Edna by D. J. Runnels.

Amazon.com/author/d.j.runnels

D. J.Runnels Suspense Ghost Mystery Satire. Quirky repeating characters. Overlapping timelines. Read in any order. Photos of two book covers. Dead Edna Ghosts are people, too. Dead Mona Confessions of a cranky murder victim No Gen ai in writing or art.

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This! Because if no one reads my work, why am I writing it? But I have multiple streams of income, so I’m not desperate for sales or accolades.

I refuse to base my self-worth on how many book sales. Fame and a seven-figure income were never my goals. 

What I’ve always wanted was to write books that I thought were the best stories I could possibly write. Not the best in the eyes of the NYT. The best by *my* standards. #Skywriters #Booksky

I had forgotten this video! So brilliant.

Perhaps Runnels was not the most elegant choice of pseudonym for my author career. 🤔 #Skywriters

a blurry picture of a light coming out of a hole in a dark room . Alt: a blurry picture of a light coming out of a hole in a dark room .

Wow. This is a faster tempo than I’m used to. Lots of eclectic sounds. The Donnie Darko version is sad and disturbing.

Miss Redmond’s Deception
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“BLOODY HELL,” floated on the clear night air as Greyston fought to get his mount under control, not quite believing what he was seeing as three ghostly apparitions stared at him from behind an ancient funerary marker.
#RegencyRomance

A Hidden World on the Far Side of the Sun
🛰️ Pioneer Sun… LATEST RELEASE
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😩 It’s not even my cat. #caturday #halloweencat

Ooooh. Existentialism. Better than the original.

Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real Bixonimania doesn’t exist except in a clutch of obviously bogus academic papers. So why did AI chatbots warn people about this fictional illness?

Welp.