Welp, somebody made some money on the stock market

Earth Day is coming up on Wednesday. I assume this is how Trump will be celebrating

a man is sitting on a swing in the grass ALT: a man is sitting on a swing in the grass

Still waiting for all those checks we kept getting promised from Trump and Elon.

For a man who couldn't vote or be married to a white woman without changes to the Constitution, Clarence Thomas sure feels entitled to take away the Constitutional rights of everyone else.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

😂😂 who made this?

Oops... it slipped. 😳🤣

Hitler never was able to build it, but he sure had plans for his own triumphal arch that looks eerily identical to Trump's plan:

Yes. Oh well.

Fucking golf is more important than the college hockey championship ESPN???

xkcd.com/3230/

Ok, one more thing about Lollapalooza, tickets are $185 for a one-day pass, which isn't bad. However, the only band I see on the lineup worth seeing is Smashing Pumpkins

Also, just Google Perry Farrell - he was the one who named Lollapalooza, so fuck him.

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I heard the dj on sattellite radio say that people get upset if you call Lollapalooza - (lola palooza) to that I have two words for those people - fuck you.

BREAKING: Trump Fires Pam Bondi… for Not Being Corrupt Enough Our authoritarian president wanted Bondi to prosecute his enemies. She tried – and helped cover up the Epstein scandal, too. It wasn’t enough.

BREAKING: Trump Fires Pam Bondi… for Not Being Corrupt Enough.

Our authoritarian president wanted Bondi to prosecute his enemies. She tried – and helped cover up the Epstein scandal, too. It wasn’t enough.

a man in a tie is screaming in a kitchen and saying `` finally , some good news '' . ALT: a man in a tie is screaming in a kitchen and saying `` finally , some good news '' .

BREAKING: Pam Bondi finally got fired. Turns out ‘loyalty’ isn’t a transferable skill.

Gas prices jumped to almost $8/gallon here. ( $1.93/litre) thanks to President McStupid’s useless war.

A federal judge has denied Trump's executive order to end federal funding for PBS and NPR, calling it unlawful:

"It is difficult to conceive of clearer evidence that a government action is targeted at viewpoints that the President does not like and seeks to squelch."

They changed the Sonic character after people freaked out. People need to say something about the Rock not having nipples in the new Moana live-action movie

I know people are upset that CBS news shut down their radio news but no one under 50 listens to terrestrial radio

FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense. @JamieBonkiewicz

There really needs to be Age Limits for Politicians along with Term Limits and NO Stock Trading while serving!

#Pinks

It wasn’t that bad but I only liked the one sketch where they had a Paddington Bear experience with a real bear

SNL UK is like if you were sent to hell and they made an alternative version of the American SNL

Thanks to Trump I predicted see the following headline: Airport passenger shot by incompetent ICE agent

deadpool is talking about hiding real pain ALT: deadpool is talking about hiding real pain

When I hear people say they've "found Jesus" my response is always, hmm I didn't know that he was missing.

mr bean is wearing a suit and tie and smiling at the camera . ALT: mr bean is wearing a suit and tie and smiling at the camera .

Picture of the real banksy

The TSA just stresses the f&@k out my neurodivergent brain