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Posts by CaptnCanada 🇨🇦

The UCP can’t win without cheating, much like the Republican idols.

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The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

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Ottawa councillor wants to explore city-run grocery stores to improve food access An Ottawa councillor wants the city to explore the development of a municipal food strategy, including city-owned grocery stores to improve food access and tackle food insecurity.

The Mamdani effect has broken containment!!!

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“Leverage?!” The US is trying to annex us through economic warfare! CUSMA (or most of it) is as good as dead because the US isn’t bargaining in good faith. Poilievre would have sold out last year and strutted around like the idiot he is.

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You don’t say.

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Putin must be so proud of himself for the impact he has had on the U.S.

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A scammer called my grandma and said he had all her passwords.

She quickly got a pen and paper and said, "Thank god for that, what are they?"

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Well, at least the BBC is covering this.

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It's incredible that these levels tolerating this level of open corruption.

#holdhimaccountable

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Bert from Sesame Street dressed as Boy George

Bert from Sesame Street dressed as Boy George

Brought to you by the letter C, for culture and club.

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Author @gilduran.com was just banned from “free speech absolutist” twitter for criticizing the Palantir CEO’s manifesto— so here’s his upcoming book: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...

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For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

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Fantastic movie - go see it ASAP!

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The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit.

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We saw Little Lorraine tonight - it was fantastic. Definitely a must-watch.

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Fantastic song and artist, and the song is the basis of the new movie Little Lorraine which we saw tonight. Excellent (and even a little cameo by Adam Baldwin).

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#MusicChallenge
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
21-A song with syncopation

youtu.be/H5dpBWlRANE

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This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

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Phew!

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This image is a digital graphic celebrating a hockey victory, primarily featuring a group of celebrating players and the final game score.
### **The Action**
The top half of the image shows four female hockey players in a tight huddle, celebrating on the ice. They are wearing white, blue, and yellow jerseys with "Bauer" branded helmets and cages. One player in the center is smiling broadly, while the others have their arms wrapped around each other, clutching hockey sticks that extend toward the top of the frame.
### **The Scoreboard**
The bottom half of the image features a large, off-white textured block with the following details:
 * **Text:** The words **"Final SCORE"** are written in large, bold blue letters, with "Final" appearing in an elegant gold script overlapping the word "SCORE."
 * **The Matchup:**
   * **Left Side:** A blue and yellow shield logo with stylized letters "S" and "K" next to the number **2**.
   * **Right Side:** A purple logo resembling a stylized letter "F" or a flame next to the number **0**.
 * **Sponsorship:** At the very bottom, the text "PRESENTED BY" sits above the red and black **intact INSURANCE** logo.
### **Additional Details**
 * **Date:** A small blue banner in the top left corner reads **"APRIL 19, 2026."**
 * **Branding:** The jerseys feature "PWHL" branding on the shoulder, indicating a Professional Women's Hockey League game.
 * **Background:** The background behind the players shows a blurred crowd in an arena, suggesting a high-energy atmosphere.

This image is a digital graphic celebrating a hockey victory, primarily featuring a group of celebrating players and the final game score. ### **The Action** The top half of the image shows four female hockey players in a tight huddle, celebrating on the ice. They are wearing white, blue, and yellow jerseys with "Bauer" branded helmets and cages. One player in the center is smiling broadly, while the others have their arms wrapped around each other, clutching hockey sticks that extend toward the top of the frame. ### **The Scoreboard** The bottom half of the image features a large, off-white textured block with the following details: * **Text:** The words **"Final SCORE"** are written in large, bold blue letters, with "Final" appearing in an elegant gold script overlapping the word "SCORE." * **The Matchup:** * **Left Side:** A blue and yellow shield logo with stylized letters "S" and "K" next to the number **2**. * **Right Side:** A purple logo resembling a stylized letter "F" or a flame next to the number **0**. * **Sponsorship:** At the very bottom, the text "PRESENTED BY" sits above the red and black **intact INSURANCE** logo. ### **Additional Details** * **Date:** A small blue banner in the top left corner reads **"APRIL 19, 2026."** * **Branding:** The jerseys feature "PWHL" branding on the shoulder, indicating a Professional Women's Hockey League game. * **Background:** The background behind the players shows a blurred crowd in an arena, suggesting a high-energy atmosphere.

This image is a digital sports scoreboard showing the final statistics for a hockey game played on **April 19, 2026**.
### **Game Summary**
At the top, two team icons are displayed against a dark blue gradient background:
 * **Left Team (TOR):** Features a blue and gold shield logo. They won the game with **2** goals.
 * **Right Team (MIN):** Features a purple stylized "F" or flame logo. They finished with **0** goals.
 * **Shots on Goal (SOG):** Interestingly, both teams finished with exactly **24** shots on goal.
### **Team Stats Breakdown**
The bottom half of the image lists a "Team Stats" comparison with horizontal bar graphs visualizing the data for each side (Toronto in blue on the left, Minnesota in purple on the right).
| Statistic | Toronto (TOR) | Minnesota (MIN) |
|---|---|---|
| **Shots** | 24 | 24 |
| **Hits** | 5 | 1 |
| **Assists** | 3 | 0 |
| **PIM (Penalty Minutes)** | 10 | 6 |
| **PPO (Power Play Opps)** | 2 | 5 |
| **PPG (Power Play Goals)** | 2 | 0 |
### **Key Takeaway**
The stats highlight a very efficient performance by Toronto. Despite having fewer power play opportunities (2 vs. 5), they converted both of theirs into goals, which accounted for their entire 2-0 lead. Minnesota was unable to capitalize on any of their five power plays.

This image is a digital sports scoreboard showing the final statistics for a hockey game played on **April 19, 2026**. ### **Game Summary** At the top, two team icons are displayed against a dark blue gradient background: * **Left Team (TOR):** Features a blue and gold shield logo. They won the game with **2** goals. * **Right Team (MIN):** Features a purple stylized "F" or flame logo. They finished with **0** goals. * **Shots on Goal (SOG):** Interestingly, both teams finished with exactly **24** shots on goal. ### **Team Stats Breakdown** The bottom half of the image lists a "Team Stats" comparison with horizontal bar graphs visualizing the data for each side (Toronto in blue on the left, Minnesota in purple on the right). | Statistic | Toronto (TOR) | Minnesota (MIN) | |---|---|---| | **Shots** | 24 | 24 | | **Hits** | 5 | 1 | | **Assists** | 3 | 0 | | **PIM (Penalty Minutes)** | 10 | 6 | | **PPO (Power Play Opps)** | 2 | 5 | | **PPG (Power Play Goals)** | 2 | 0 | ### **Key Takeaway** The stats highlight a very efficient performance by Toronto. Despite having fewer power play opportunities (2 vs. 5), they converted both of theirs into goals, which accounted for their entire 2-0 lead. Minnesota was unable to capitalize on any of their five power plays.

This image is a commemorative sports graphic titled **"THREE STARS,"** celebrating the top three performers from a hockey game played at Minnesota on **April 19, 2026**. The graphic is presented by Tim Hortons and uses a vibrant blue, yellow, and white color scheme.
### **The Three Stars**
Three players are shown in individual vertical portraits, all wearing light blue and navy jerseys with a gold "TS" shield logo.
 1. **First Star (Left): Raygan Kirk**
   * **Description:** A woman with dark hair pulled back, smiling at the camera.
   * **Stats:** 24 Saves and a 1.000 Save Percentage (a shutout).
   * **Indicator:** One gold star is beneath her name.
 2. **Second Star (Center): Savannah Harmon**
   * **Description:** A woman with blonde hair looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression.
   * **Stats:** 1 Goal.
   * **Indicator:** Two gold stars are beneath her name.
 3. **Third Star (Right): Emma Maltais**
   * **Description:** A woman with blonde hair, holding a hockey stick over her shoulder.
   * **Stats:** 1 Assist.
   * **Indicator:** Three gold stars are beneath her name.
### **Design & Layout**
 * **Header:** The words **"THREE STARS"** are stacked in massive, bold yellow block letters against a blue background at the top.
 * **Logos:** The Tim Hortons logo is in the top right. Each player's jersey features a white "S" logo on the shoulder (Scotiabank) and a "Bauer" logo on the chest.
 * **Footer:** The bottom of the image features a blue section with yellow geometric lines, tying together the team's visual identity.

This image is a commemorative sports graphic titled **"THREE STARS,"** celebrating the top three performers from a hockey game played at Minnesota on **April 19, 2026**. The graphic is presented by Tim Hortons and uses a vibrant blue, yellow, and white color scheme. ### **The Three Stars** Three players are shown in individual vertical portraits, all wearing light blue and navy jerseys with a gold "TS" shield logo. 1. **First Star (Left): Raygan Kirk** * **Description:** A woman with dark hair pulled back, smiling at the camera. * **Stats:** 24 Saves and a 1.000 Save Percentage (a shutout). * **Indicator:** One gold star is beneath her name. 2. **Second Star (Center): Savannah Harmon** * **Description:** A woman with blonde hair looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. * **Stats:** 1 Goal. * **Indicator:** Two gold stars are beneath her name. 3. **Third Star (Right): Emma Maltais** * **Description:** A woman with blonde hair, holding a hockey stick over her shoulder. * **Stats:** 1 Assist. * **Indicator:** Three gold stars are beneath her name. ### **Design & Layout** * **Header:** The words **"THREE STARS"** are stacked in massive, bold yellow block letters against a blue background at the top. * **Logos:** The Tim Hortons logo is in the top right. Each player's jersey features a white "S" logo on the shoulder (Scotiabank) and a "Bauer" logo on the chest. * **Footer:** The bottom of the image features a blue section with yellow geometric lines, tying together the team's visual identity.

This image is a digital graphic honoring the **"Player of the Game"** from a hockey match held on **April 19, 2026**.
### **The Featured Player**
The top two-thirds of the image features a high-action shot of **Raygan Kirk**, a goaltender for the Toronto PWHL team.
 * **Action:** She is captured in a classic "butterfly" stance in front of a red goal net, with her knees down on the ice and her blue and yellow leg pads spread wide to block the goal.
 * **Equipment:** She is wearing a white, blue, and yellow jersey with a gold "TS" shield logo. Her goalie mask is intricately decorated in blue and yellow, and she is wearing a blue blocker on one hand and a catching glove on the other.
 * **Background:** The background shows a slightly blurred crowd in the arena stands and the white boards of the rink.
### **The Accolades**
The bottom third of the image contains a clean, off-white text block with the following details:
 * **Title:** Large, bold yellow letters say **"PLAYER of the GAME,"** with "of the" written in a white, elegant cursive script.
 * **Player Info:** Beneath the title, it lists **"#1 RAYGAN KIRK."**
 * **Statistics:** A bold line of text highlights her performance: **"24 SAVES · 1.000SV%"**, indicating she blocked every shot she faced for a perfect shutout.
 * **Sponsorship:** In the bottom right corner, the "Canadian Tire" logo (a red inverted triangle with a green maple leaf) appears under the words "PRESENTED BY."
### **Design Elements**
The graphic uses a professional, high-energy layout with the team's signature blue and yellow colors. The text is crisp and easy to read, framed by the date "APRIL 19, 2026" in the bottom left corner.

This image is a digital graphic honoring the **"Player of the Game"** from a hockey match held on **April 19, 2026**. ### **The Featured Player** The top two-thirds of the image features a high-action shot of **Raygan Kirk**, a goaltender for the Toronto PWHL team. * **Action:** She is captured in a classic "butterfly" stance in front of a red goal net, with her knees down on the ice and her blue and yellow leg pads spread wide to block the goal. * **Equipment:** She is wearing a white, blue, and yellow jersey with a gold "TS" shield logo. Her goalie mask is intricately decorated in blue and yellow, and she is wearing a blue blocker on one hand and a catching glove on the other. * **Background:** The background shows a slightly blurred crowd in the arena stands and the white boards of the rink. ### **The Accolades** The bottom third of the image contains a clean, off-white text block with the following details: * **Title:** Large, bold yellow letters say **"PLAYER of the GAME,"** with "of the" written in a white, elegant cursive script. * **Player Info:** Beneath the title, it lists **"#1 RAYGAN KIRK."** * **Statistics:** A bold line of text highlights her performance: **"24 SAVES · 1.000SV%"**, indicating she blocked every shot she faced for a perfect shutout. * **Sponsorship:** In the bottom right corner, the "Canadian Tire" logo (a red inverted triangle with a green maple leaf) appears under the words "PRESENTED BY." ### **Design Elements** The graphic uses a professional, high-energy layout with the team's signature blue and yellow colors. The text is crisp and easy to read, framed by the date "APRIL 19, 2026" in the bottom left corner.

The Sceptres shut out the Frost to stay in the playoff race. Goals were scored by Savannah Harmon and Daryl Watts. The 3 stars were Raygan Kirk, Harmon and Emma Maltais. Kirk earned Player of the Game. Let's go Sceptres! #TorontoSceptres #PWHL #Sceptresvsfrost

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#MusicChallenge
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic

20- A song with fade-out ending

youtu.be/9ym3RlvVR9M

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Both my maternal aunts died from pancreatic cancer - the first one passed about a month after diagnosis; the second had less than a year. The 5-year survival rate in Canada is 12%. 6 years would be incredible. Science matters.

www.nbcnews.com/health/cance...

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Manitoba bill goes after grocers using 'predatory pricing' to charge some customers more online | CBC News Manitoba is targeting grocers that make customers pay different prices for the same items online, based on evidence of it happening in other jurisdictions.

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He commanded every scene he ever appeared in but Frank-n-furter is the best.

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I barely gave a f*** about him when he was PM, not going to start now. Also, what’s with the ageism? The fact that Coachella is run by a MAGA loser is far more problematic.

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Can there be ONE fucking normal day........hate living in a world in full control of a fucking orange madman, convicted felon, child rapist and no....we will NEVER forgive america for electing this asshole over and over again. Fuck everyone who voted for this shit. We will never trust you again.....

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