*Don Pardo voice* “Musical guest, Rage Against the Machine! And your host, the Machine!”

Stanley Kubrick has really outdone himself this week.

Both things can be true.

McGoohan!!

RIP Sam Kieth. He loved rips.

There’s always Next Friday.

Bye, Fascista.

Does this mean the FIFA Peace Prize will be rescinded? Yellow card at least, right?

#SalBuscema

The moral gymnastics necessary to demonize Alex Pretti while beatifying Kyle Rittenhouse is worthy of a MyPillow Peace Prize.

Shaking hands with his left now.

Shaking hands with his left now.

Nobel Fleece Prize

The moral gymnastics necessary to demonize Renee Nicole Good while beatifying Ashli Babbitt is worthy of a FIFA Peace Prize.

This guy got “run over” in the same way the other guy got “shot in the ear.”

One of these days, 325mg of aspirin is going to take care of my headache.

Sheeeit.

Today we remember when a country we were not at war with sank our boats and killed our people. And how wrong that was.

You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy.

He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

Just like witches at black masses.

It’s his own fault. Should’ve said something less controversial, like, “involuntary lethal injections” for the homeless and mentally ill.

Kash Patel can see you in Valhalla and in Fólkvangr at the same time.

Jack White > Donald Orange

Looked everywhere, but can’t find the files. Signed, Epstein’s mother.