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A chart from al Jazeera showing the crew of the Artemis II (and the ROCKET itself). They are Reid Wiseman, 50. Victor glover, 49. Christina Koch, 47. Jeremy Hansen, 50.

People wanna say you're washed up by middle age, but the YOUNGEST person on this moon mission is 47.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

my cat's always suuuper chill about going to the vets
#caturday #cats #cat #comic

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

about to play the most yaoiful rimworld save of all time later

ffxiv people waiting for yoship to announce the expansion and show the aesthetics of it so everyone can make their setting-accurate msq glams for it

wait. i forgot abt fire emblem. dang it ,

my9games.com (ty voddie)

the games i played the most in no particular order (RO my beloved tho)

nesting w the oshi

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they stole an hour from women

#internationalwomensday

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

u guys ever get asked about ur ocs and suddenly every bit of info of them youve made for the past 4+ years straight up disappears

bro i think they're gonna take away my factory privileges but that's a problem for future kei to deal with

"sorry, i havent finished a project in months, i've been at war with myself"

remarkably appropriate meme

nooo... separated by the pacific... my global clue buddy...... farewell.....

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#ArknightsEndfield #EndfieldCreators #ZerothDirectiveCC

oh im fool,,,, it's not like AK it goes by uid huh.....

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btw lmk if u add me 🥹 im Kei#8212 on Americas

played for like 10 mins in the hotel room before i had to go out again 😭

is everyone already playing endfield

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im wishing arknights is6 scroll of scars ending on d6 a very much Die

why must they hit me with ato event cc and endfield launch when im abroad