Well he has certainly gone somewhere now and we his constituents had no say in it whatsoever 🤪

Unfortunately my MP is ‘Honest’ Bobby Jenrick - don’t think he’ll be voting in favour of this bill no matter what his constituents say!

Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

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I’m really hoping that next year someone knits a post box topper of a post box with a poppy on it with a post box with a poppy on it with a post box with a poppy on it, until they vanish up their own respecty…..

From a pubs Facebook page. A picture of a notepad with a poppy and Remembrance Sunday written on top. Underneath are the words “Carvery from 12 o’clock Get in before it sells out.” Then “Live music from 5pm” The pub is The Market House in Bridport Dorset.

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social top remembrancing here in Dorset. “At the going down of the mixed meat carvery…..”

I have the great misfortune to live in Jenrick’s constituency. Here there are areas of significant deprivation and total lack of integration. But of course he doesn’t call them out because that would require him to admit responsibility and actually do something.

Trouble is we no longer have bar staff who take their job seriously and know in what order customers should be served. I’d rather queue than have whoever shouts loudest to the inevitable “who’s next?” get served first!

Watching the news and wondering if I am the only person who has The Horst Wessel Song as a very unwelcome ear-worm?

Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell.

Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.

That, right there, is the problem.

Headed up by no other than the snake oil salesman Farage the Brexshit mouthpiece.

Mine are under E. Seems sensible?

I’ve traveled around the SW states of the US on a couple of holidays and was impressed to see signs in some places that said “vehicles with three or more axles keep to near side lane”. Seemed to make sense and there are a lot of roads (A1 I’m looking at you!) where this would really help.

I think it’s the line that most people commit suicide on?

But with your dog is fine yeah?

Obviously, everyone will focus on Trump’s F-bomb. But the agressive “do you understand that?” spat towards the female reporter reveals more about this piece of shit than anything.

Kemi Badenoch has forced us into calling for a national inquiry into grooming gangs. She did this by not mentioning a national inquiry once while she was Minister for Women and Equality for a government that went 14 years without calling for an inquiry.

In honour of Joy Division's iconic album Unknown Pleasures being released on this day in 1979, I'm again sharing one of my favourite ever video clips (Peanuts vs Joy Division dance party)...

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

Van’s golden period imho - from this to ‘Poetic Champions Compose’ was a run of 6 or 7 albums that he never bettered.

Do they still have the bowling green there?

My memory of it is that 10,000 years from now Asimov assumed men will still be in charge and women will still be doing the cleaning and cooking - couldn’t face rereading it again!

The stages in a Donald Trump deal:
1. Lie about something being a problem
2. Do something to "fix" it, which causes an actual problem
3. Say you won't reverse what you've done
4. Reverse what you've done
5. Say "Art of the deal"

1.5 trillion over par

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

Have seen Graham Parker live
several times over the decades! Much underrated IMHO.

Trump needs more diversity in his top team. Some non-idiots would be a start.

Trump (the genius) is about to place a 200% tax on Guinness the week of St Patrick's Day...

Your old man suspects you of infidelity….

…change has to be here obviously…