a man in a red sweater and white pants is running down a hill . ALT: a man in a red sweater and white pants is running down a hill .

It's 3:30 am. I'm taking out the trash, because of course I forgot 🙄. And what song is bopping around my head... yeah, that one

Hag was delightfully creepy and fun! Give it a watch, or don't and miss out. Whatever.
#MutantFam
#FrightClub

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It was fun watching #TheMenu with #ImpromptuTheater

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Making them into literal s'mores is beautiful and hilarious 😂
#ImpromptuTheater
#TheMenu

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"Margot is one of us now. Right Margot?" #impromptutheater

“What school did you go to?”
“Brown.”
“Student loans?”
“No.”
“I’m sorry, you’re dying.”
😂😂😂😂
#ImpromptuTheater

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"Don't run next to me! It's a big fucking forest. Fuck off bro!"
#ImpromptuTheater
#TheMenu

I've know two people missing digits. One from playing with dynamite and the other from a bank robbery gone wrong. #FuckinFlorida
#ImpromptuTheater

Fancy Bathrooms are still at the end of the Day a Gas Station Bathroom. #ImpromptuTheater

I stopped eating there after they got rid of the little batter crispies

My husband just said Long John Silvers is more like eating the bottom of the Hudson 😂
#ImpromptuTheater
#TheMenu

Eating the ocean. Long John Silvers missed out on that slogan. #ImpromptuTheater

Or ketchup 😆

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Didn't know that
#ImpromptuTheater

Now watching with #ImpromptuTheater

They're home aloning the house! 😂
...
Aaannd that didn't work out
#FrightClub #Hag

Thank you!

"You're a basic bitch predator" 😂 #FrightClub #Hag

Does anyone know what black and white movie they were watching earlier? #FrightClub #Hag

a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . '' Alt: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''

I am shocked to learn there is sexual harassment in the music industry!
#FrightClub
#Hag

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"do you need validation?"
#FrightClub

Wtf is that blouse? Is she a pilgrim? Does she have a prairie to get to?
#FrightClub #Hag

#FrightClub

I don't think this is the kind of hag Joe Bob prepared me for

Now watching with #FrightClub

I must know what you were watching, though I think I'll regret it 😂

Agreed. Goodnight #FrightClub

He's the reason I watched 2 Broke Girls for longer than I should have. He is always so funny and he makes it look effortless.
#FrightClub