My cat Zuko sniffing the camera

I love my blurry son

a black and white typography edit that reads "my life is better with dykes in it." in all caps. above and below the text are swords. the image is textured to look photocopied.

another one for lesbian visibility week!

Every day I wake up and get mad at a computer.

Supermarket deli shelf with cold cuts labeled “KRETSCHMAR TURKEY OF THE BONE”

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

Literally just googling "URI Sickness" gets you the right answer

I occasionally complain out loud to myself about being forced to use ai for work and I got hit. I have like 200 followers, most of who I'm sure are bots, I literally don't understand why this guy I've only heard of in passing has me of all people blocked.

Oh, is that an option?

Oh no!!!! Stay strong, Uni!!!

Update: Lol nvm my veins are too small fml lol 🫩

Selling plasma for weed and grocery money, this is the mark of a healthy society.

I'm sure this'll be fine, now excuse me while I go read this book about Americans in WWI

working from home

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

Simultaneously relieved to find out the evil corporation left my city, and annoyed because I can't protest them directly lol

What I wear to the clerb

Give these guys a suit jacket and a top hat and they're ready for a night on the town

Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

An adorable raccoon.

Is this jestergooning?

No where in the constitution does it say that Japanese Spider Crabs can't play basketball- er, run for public office.

I love that we live in a society where it's expected of us to beg senators not to actively fuck us over, and any time we succeed it's only by the narrowest of margins and failures are always runaways

D-ring cargo pants Shop the Men's D-ring Cargo Pants in Lightweight Black at the Balenciaga US official online boutique.

Gonna wear those with these designer hot topic pants www.balenciaga.com/en-us/d-ring...

My front yard covered in snow. The trees have been flowering because it was in the 70'-80's for the past month and a half

Literally what the fuck

A grocery store app listing of a frozen Tteokbokki Rice Cakes with Sweet & Spicy Sauce There is a review that is one star. It's from Anonymous, titled "Meh". The review says "Sauce was way too spicy for me. Washed it off and heated these in butter and Parmesan cheese. They are thick and gummy like gummy candy but not sweet. They have virtually no taste at all. No thank you."

They really just let anyone review anything, huh

"After our entire c suite was convicted of every crime imaginable, we decided to it was time to carve out a space for Women in Defense.

That's when we founded our new company, Shelob."

Is it good that my laptop has started crunching when I pick it up sometimes

my job is laptop but I don't fully understand laptop so my daily life is full of small mysteries and this keeps me beautifully naive as like a foal