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Posts by Samsara

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

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post a banger that isn't in english

i've been obsessed with this song for years, and i don't think it'll ever stop being topical. please look up the translated lyrics on this one, they hit home so fucking hard right now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_j...

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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

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gooning to lola bunny is for cowards who cannot acknowledge bugs as the true looney tunes sex god/ess

3 months ago 5 1 1 0
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3 months ago 1774 452 7 10

this shouldn't have been a fucking survey. start looking for alternatives now.

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honestly bowser should just repeal the first amendment and deny mario the right to free peach

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Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64)
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M

3 months ago 596 207 15 18

MOVE THE FOUNDATIONS OF EARTH
tasvideos.org/6618M

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Edit of The Far Side comic "Cow Tools" by Gary Larson.  Mario's head is in place of the cow's and on the table is various TASing tools/emulators to create Tool Assisted Speedruns.

From left to right:

"BizHawk" used to TAS most console and handheld platforms.

"libTAS" used to TAS PC games in a linux environment.

"Lua" a scripting language used for versatility including displaying ram values or displaying hitboxes etc.

"Mupen-rr" used by the Super Mario 64 TASing community for Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 Romhacks.

Caption of the comic simply says "TAS tools."

Edit of The Far Side comic "Cow Tools" by Gary Larson. Mario's head is in place of the cow's and on the table is various TASing tools/emulators to create Tool Assisted Speedruns. From left to right: "BizHawk" used to TAS most console and handheld platforms. "libTAS" used to TAS PC games in a linux environment. "Lua" a scripting language used for versatility including displaying ram values or displaying hitboxes etc. "Mupen-rr" used by the Super Mario 64 TASing community for Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 Romhacks. Caption of the comic simply says "TAS tools."

4 months ago 798 236 3 1

An absolutely incredibly pull quote that should inspire every decent human to prove them wrong.

(For those unfamiliar, it’s a visual novel/tactical RPG/board game with 100 endings and roughly 60 novels worth of text.)

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an added bonus is that it's infinitely less creepy to call a cat "kitten"!!! that's literally what it used to be!!!

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just realized that the idealized romantic lifestyle i've always had of "being able to sit there quietly with my partner, existing together comfortably, not even needing to talk and occasionally cuddling" also accurately describes just... owning a cat. like just havin' a cat. Cat Havin'

4 months ago 9 1 2 0

really it's just not a video game if the protagonist doesn't jump out of your TV, chokeslam you through the roof of the hell in a cell, and then fuck your wife right in front of you.

anyway if a game includes any difficulty lower than CBT i'll actually cry in real life. accessibility is scawy ToT

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cropped picture of the BizHawk emulator's hotkey menu. the hotkey for Frame Advance, arguably the most important thing in TASing, has been edited to be Alt+F4, the standard windows shortcut to force close the currently open window. i'd like to stress that this is an edited image and not actually possible to do on BizHawk, as pressing alt+f4 will just... close the window... anyway, thank you for partaking in this alt text.

cropped picture of the BizHawk emulator's hotkey menu. the hotkey for Frame Advance, arguably the most important thing in TASing, has been edited to be Alt+F4, the standard windows shortcut to force close the currently open window. i'd like to stress that this is an edited image and not actually possible to do on BizHawk, as pressing alt+f4 will just... close the window... anyway, thank you for partaking in this alt text.

i've finally found it. the dark souls of TASing

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TAS restaurant

TAS restaurant

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

11 months ago 3669 1653 39 9

News: TASVideos news feed (The Direction of TASVideos and an Apology to the TASers We Pushed Away)
https://tasvideos.org/Forum/Posts/539119

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what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES

4 months ago 505 157 12 14

WHY DOES THIS GET SENT TO BLUESKY ._.

this was just an overlooked improvement, it's being updated and replaced, the only thing wrong here is that this was sent out on social media at all, let alone without the reason attached...

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Game: Sled Storm (1999, PSX)
TAS Authors: somyeol & Gawrit
Source: tasvideos.org/5060M

5 months ago 383 127 8 8

www.dsausa.org/chapters/

btw if you too are just so over this shit and would like to meet with a group of people also over this shit and starting to make moves to be done with this shit

find local chapter, see if they do orientation meetings (many offer it over Zoom so you don't have to travel!)

5 months ago 65 35 1 1
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5 months ago 5850 2561 83 192

no real reason i have to bring up that Major League Baseball allows teams to pay players as much as they want without any repercussion or anything. anyway, support the WPBL and the fact that it puts a cap on how much a team can pay its roster so they can't just buy their way into a dynasty 💙

5 months ago 4 1 1 0

for no reason at all i'd like to inform people that the Women's Pro Baseball League is planned to start next year, and that they'll have a salary cap! no particular reason why i'm bringing up that they have a salary cap or anything. MLB doesn't even have one. why would i bring that up.

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