I watched like a few of their vids years ago and realized the whole channel was stylized bullshit

He was thinking about raccoon penises and it got him hot and bothered

Donald has no clue what a commonwealth is. He didn’t write this

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

IT'S ABOUT DAMNED TIME

YES! HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!

Having trouble remembering which axis is which? No problemo, just consult this handy guide!

a photo in the darkness of a gretsch hollowbody guitar with illumination in the top right of the photo of the bridge, pickup, pickguard, and strings, casting illumination inside the guitar so that you can see the gretsch logo on the sticker inside of the guitar through the F-hole in it

i was playing around with the camera and one of the guitars the other night and now i've played with it a bit in photoshop as well so please enjoy

au contraire mon frère, they’re better at it than they are at building cars

Long mabel is long!

once there was this kid who

Oh. So Mike has heard this piece of news?

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

You don’t like the smell of Bearglove?!

A before and after pic comparison of a 1957 chicken compared to the absolute unit of a meat chicken we know today the caption “how chicken breasts tripled in size” is set below it

The hatred of big naturals has really gotten out of hand

Panel 1: Two stick figures next to each other. One has an arrow that reads "Me" the other has an arrow that reads "My old coworker". The old coworker says "Can you fix my Word doc?" the other replies "Sure, Petey!" Panel 2: The younger stick figure is seated in front of Petey's computer screen with the Word doc opened. The screen reads "Warning: Removing this box will cause computer to explode" Panel 3: The young coworker stares blankly at the screen with Petey behind him also staring blankly. Panel 4: He turns and asks "Petey, how did you do this?". Petey shrugs and says "I don't know"

Older folks can do things to Word that I didn’t think were possible. Like to the point where it’s almost… impressive… ???

An background character asks “What’s an amusement park-bouche?” As the weather woman in the foreground tells her cameraman, Manny, to patch her through to her studio

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Doggy

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

I’ve seen Jill Stein activated recently

He prefers Daddy Luigi

Of all the horribles Donald has paraded into our lives, Bobby Brain Worm ranks up there near the top of

Science is good. We should fund it.

a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom

How i envision Musk and Vegas acted after he proposed hyper loop

an illustration of a green swirly planet against inky blue space dotted with stars. aurora hovers above the surface of the planet, and a red line arcs away from the planet into space. title reads "Adrian, Tau Ceti" (it is from the movie Project Hail Mary)

Visit beautiful Adrian in the Tau Ceti System! #art