After 18 days, @thepirateroo.bsky.social is out of hospital. AHHH. I'm so glad to have her home.

Update: a second major surgery was required but this time, she is recovering properly with all stats showing up normal finally. ❤️

So hey friends, @thepirateroo.bsky.social is in hospital having just had a complex appendectomy after it burst. She'd been ill with it for 9 days after UTI misdiagnosis 🙃

She's clinically stable but looking at a 5 day stay. Please keep her in your thoughts and send good recovery vibes her way ❤️

😂😂😂😂 🐦🦅🦆

BTS new album? Kind of shit. Parents? Right wing. Weight? High. Mental health? On the brink. Vibes? Rancid. Horrors? Persistent.

LOVE YOU GUYS.

Every time.

Honestly i just fantasise about accepting them :(

Wishing the HP show a very unmerry fuck you. Don't even pirate it. They still track those numbers. Don't hate-watch. It's funding and funded by hate. She is using that money to help destroy lives. This isn’t something you can separate from its creator.

Matthew Lillard on if Billy & Stu are gay “If there's a kid out there that needs [Billy and Stu] to be gay because they're a horror fan, and that somehow makes them feel seen, then I will stand chest-out and say they're two gay young men and there's nothing you can f*cking do about it.”

Honestly, I will let you know when, and if, I get over this but it's not today.

Hello love. Life has kicked my ass up and down the road.

And I mean it with my whole heart.

LOUSTAT.

ok laters.

OH YES

STOP IT. I already look forward to midnight tonight where I realise I have done nothing but this all day.

Warmth. Being warm. Good food. Intercourse... Orgasms. Gotta finish with the good shit.

So much love to you, beautiful. I'm so sorry. x

only every day

I'm gonna go rewatch IWTV real quick.

Oh.

a broom with googly eyes and a mustache on it Alt: a broom with googly eyes and a mustache on it

You know what always makes me laugh in an episode of OFMD?

The Dutch Captain being Darryl Whitefeather. (Now played by a broom on a stand.)

I'm just going to go totally rogue and suggest Leslie Jones.

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF

Of course it's ok! Thank you for your beautiful paintings! We still have them on our shelf in the living room :D

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Why have you enraged me so? CONSIDER THE BUOYANCY OF AN OAK PANEL IN WATER WITH THAT SALT CONTENT, PEOPLE.

(You could never really enrage me. 💖)

This exchange in this thread is for @nospaceforjack.bsky.social

What feels SO horrid about it is all the work you do to free yourselves from damaging things... only for you to find you've just stepped out of one cage into another slightly bigger but also shit cage. :/

Oh I don't think I've ever identified harder with anything.

paging @leanwellback.bsky.social

HI BABES. 😘😘😘