When I pitched this to Jordache about DoorDash, they said it was a little too on-the-nose.

This was the first thing I though when I saw it.

Delighted to find myself in the Nostalgic Ravers and Birders intersection.

They saw me dip my Dave's Double in chocolate pudding and they knew they'd gone too far. Fries in a frosty they'll abide, but puddin' on a cheese burger? Sir, please maintain decorum.

On an all-day ride on Saturday I started thinking about auto technology because I almost got doored twice— in Laguna Beach and Carlsbad. Since then I've been thinking—people are kind of hopeless IMO but maybe the car companies could implement tech that reduces the rate of dooring incidence?

Because we're putting it in a plane.

So. Very. Much.

It takes them six days to do what we can do in four.

Post a banger that isnt in English
youtu.be/uIfqSTBTJXQ?...

Post a banger that isn't in english
youtu.be/a9MyzWfv4WU?...

The widespread normalization of online sports-betting has made professional sports largely unwatchable for me.

I didn't watch a single NFL game this past season, including the Superb Owl. I used to watch three games a week.

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

The president constantly lying about stolen elections, after staging a coup attempt, & now threatening to federalize & steal future elections, should be the primary news story in the country 24/7 & on every front page until he is impeached & removed next week.

Cover art for Michael Boulerice's book FEEDING THE WHEEL, silouhettes of children on a a green hillside, the sky is purple and there's a void with an orb in the middle

I just finished @michaelboulerice.com 's book FEEDING THE WHEEL, an enthralling read.

I've been thinking about a "monster" for a piece, and his desrciption of Old Friend helped bring some images into focus.

Secular Humanists United Toward Understanding and Progress, or SHUTUP, aimed at dulling the voices of big busienss funded legacy parties

As someone who has multiple dangerous interactions with a car every time I ride my bike I have zero patience for this bullshit from JD Vance and Kristi Noem about the agent feeling threatened by a car turning around. The average bike commuter has more courage than trigger-happy Jonathan Ross.

He's wearing Hugo Boss lol

Hypothetically, if we had a conversation, wherein we aligned both on process and outcome, to display a lack of regard, courtesy, and esteem for a specific diving waterfowl...

would you agree that we have agreed to dis a grebe?

How low?

My fists are named Amati and Stradivari because they make violins.

The peeling off the face scene and the skeletons in the swimming pool STILL haunt me.

Never mind every other single abominable or corrupt thing to this miserable moment, the extrajudicial and unevidenced execution of 34 human beings by the U.S. Navy on the orders of a U.S. President acting in peacetime is sufficient for his impeachment and conviction.

If we were a republic, I mean.

Big Rodrigo Duterte vibes. How long before ICC charges for crimes against humanity?

I guess we’re okay with this.

(Feel free to RT this over the next few days, weeks, years, forever)

I'll write that joke.

Museum | Eames Institute The Eames Institute has plans for a museum in the former Birkenstock campus in Novato, California. The museum will offer art and design exhibitions, makerspaces, workshops, retail experiences, and mor...

An Eames Museum is opening in the old Birkenstock complex in Novato!
www.eamesinstitute.org/museum/

Maybe Jonah Fiingertoe will just be out for a fun few days and not care about jersey colors.

Thank you, Jason!

Highly coveted!