Chocolate joined hands with toothpaste and y'all want me to believe this is delicious 😭.

Expressing my feelings is so cringe - I’ll literally laugh in the middle of me doing it bc wtf am I doing?? 🤣😀😭

I’m trying to get better at it

Muk Carnival is an AWFUL NAME

Having a dog has made me realize I cannot have a child. I would have to be institutionalized

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake

Whoever saw a bush and said what if we drink it deserves to get their [redacted] [redacted] from the [redacted]

Coffee isn’t enough for this day.

But cocaine is a bit too much.

So we have a problem.

Philly has beautiful murals all over the place. Here is one you can’t see from the ground - only from our hotel window

What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger.

It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.

If you see this post an anime you love

I can't believe no one's sent me money today, this is a cruel world.

Tonight’s sunset 🤍

The Ford Raptor 😮‍💨>>>

Adorbs

I hate getting out of character just to get results

It’s so unsettling and everyone is just acting like everything’s fine, like cut it out

People on tiktok are showing their sourdough starter and it looks so yuck…..like why it afi look so (I know why I just hate it)

2025 will be the year I finish Naruto. My short attention span will not win

All I crave is to be snuggled up in bed, lost in a movie, warm and cozy. But alas, off to work

Trying to make friends as an adult is so hard

Fuck a breakup , have you ever finished a Netflix series you loved 😭😭

Yes I’m exhausted 😭

My puppy needs to learn how to sleep in. Can’t be waking me up at 6 AM every single morning

Date idea:

You come and spend the rest of your life with me

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Ahhh my package arrives today 🤭🤭🤭

Decided to start being kinder to myself. Cause if I don’t do it, who will?

Mnk why mi always a doubt mi cooking skills. A so food fi nice

That’s one way to make it a good morning indeed