Hey! Sorry I missed this. I bolted and went to seed

the haircut haver

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

At the punk show clapping politely and hoping no one spills my $10 beer

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

how long do we have to read about this shit before something changes. abusers will always find a way.

and for the lady perhaps a house without an angry man in it?

In my defence there is braille at the library

given the current state of literally everything I will be aging swiftly and unapologetically

everyone who tried to look unapproachable in highschool was right

reviewing Epstein reels but every other video is an ad about hair removal cream or how to make your boobs perky. in other news I am going to become Amish.

this is actually so rude I’m never leaving a message anywhere ever again

im doing oppositional defiance ads, if I see your shit I’m OUT everything is borderline unwatchable even if I’m paying for a subscription im so tired fuck yall

in Canada you fight a line cook out back to order animal style

it has recently been brought to my attention that this is not the same guy

every time I change birth control it’s like “well the last one was horrible, we don’t know why and I guess we will see what happens with this one”

guys being dudes @antonioslamsci.bsky.social

I have overcommitted to crocheting and baking this year why am I an enemy to myself

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

being conscious at any point this year

any “news outlet” using “cancer symptoms you shouldn’t ignore” as clickbait are the first to go in the pit

ok

Not to be christ-y but Hell by streetlight manifesto

time person of the year as if I need to know about another guy

goodnight

he can shave parmesan onto my salad but if he looks me in the eyes I’m calling the national guard