i’m not like other girls i don’t like diet coke

when things that i want are sold out i do consider that a hate crime

a fun fact about me is that i’ve never facetimed even once in my life i am 34 years old. i’ve also never eaten canned tuna.

why is everyone addicted to sending me work at 4 or 5 pm

cameron winter is kiki mj lenderman is bouba

i saw the band geese play a few months back and you would not believe the number of people there wearing shirts for the band goose. i hope they got their money back!!!!

semi-related in that no one knows how the music industry works: saw a post a while ago on the fontaines dc subreddit (i know) where a user was upset that they left partisan for a "major" (XL; not a major, though many in that post argued it was) because their increasing fame could've helped partisan

ok but who is this crab in the sky in the trump jesus/doctor picture

Hall&Oates&
Daryl&John&
DarylHall&JohnOates

people love to name their dogs redd and blue. what if i went so crazy and got a dog and named it yellow. purple perhaps. maybe even……green.

ok for once stoked to be catholic so i can declare my loyalty to the pope over the united states, just like they feared would happen!!!!!

death by 1000 $25 purchases

honestly i don't think an old spanish would be that bad (red wine, tonic water, olives). i've been wrong before though.

celebs aren’t doin shit like naming their babies “guitar” anymore.

betty draper would’ve made an amazing Housewife (in the bravo sense)

it should be illegal to use the slack sound in advertisements

i’m sorry i can’t stop laughing at pennsylvania: respectful

this is possibly the best time in my life for me to be a professional figure skater - mostly because i mostly understand music licensing, or at least understand it better than most figure skaters

if there’s one thing new englanders love, it’s a new england boy getting famous for singing songs about new england.

ok now i feel bad i didn’t think he was going to lose, and so badly

you can say that again

someone left a comment on the trans handy ma’am’s post where she got “FUCK ICE” painted on her nails to announced that they were unfollowing her because of that. there really are all kinds of people in this world.

“you are not something. but you are not nothing. “ lmao what does that mean

i fucking love that ilia malinin’s music for his free skate is him doing spoken word lmao what a fucking asshole

that’s EXACTLY it. just crisp & confident

i love it when people call into stavvy’s world looking for advice, surely expecting a sympathetic & funny response, thoroughly convinced they’re in the right, but they’re objectively horrible people and he yells at them and kind of tears them apart

has anyone been asking the snowboarders what they're listening to when they compete? everyone on the half pipe has headphones in

bill romanowski of football

bonding with my mom by texting her to let her know i was worried she was sick or dead when she didn’t text me after missing my call last night and she goes “oh no! i know the feeling” and it’s like yeah that’s where i get it from!

“i need to shave…if NEEDING to shave was a thing, i don’t NEED to shave, no one NEEDS to, i NEED to drink water, & anyway shaving is in many ways purely a capitalistic trend, like all trends are capitalistic, but the like, fear of being hairy was ONLY created to sell razors” she thought, feministly