Girls imagine your husbands having ten friends.

first-time fresh ink by Julia Campione of Good Omen Tattoo in Chicago American traditional style skull with a dagger going thru it and it's on fire and it's like YEAH LOVE IT

first-time fresh ink by Julia Campione of Good Omen Tattoo in Chicago!

omw to my tattoo appointment

that feeling when you're either close to a creative epiphany or on the brink of madness.

can you imagine: "legally distinct from Star Wars" Through the Omenpaths coming to MTGO/MTGA ??

Disney didn't even let Magic use their IP for their digital platforms. there's no way they're gonna give us Star Wars

I wanna go on cute dates to get fresh pastries and iced coffees and watch movies together and also make each other cum lots. is that too much to ask for?

my latest short story presupposes that if Sabrina Carpenter were a time-traveling multiverse hopping adventurer and she teamed up with the Muppets they could stop the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 (with special guests: Jason Voorhees and Conan O'Brien)

SO SHINY

I'm intrigued

translation: "negotiations are going poorly"

Bracket 4 is best bracket. just build to your heart's content fellow old heads. this isn't cEDH. you don't have to plan for a meta. just put together a deck of the best cards in your collection!

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

@mtgarena.com it would be nice if your in-app survey provided some in-game reward

are they gonna lock those styles out from Arena again? cuz they're leaving money on the table every dang time they omit a Secret Lair art from Arena

the US imperialist project is no longer viable. we've exhausted all good will. we have no soft power to cushion this crash. I hope I'm wrong, but things are going to be so much worse than any economic turndown in American history

a Chinese oil tanker traversed the Strait of Hormuz after paying Iran and made it thru without US interference. the US petro dollar is dead. America is cooked

excommunication when?

wish my parents had some nepo to go with the 'tism they gave me

a gruff and grizzled banker snaps his suspenders against his barrel chest dressed in a red button-down shirt

suspenders.

I love Code Geass. it's wild to think that it's 20 years old now 🫡

this is merely Q2 compliance training. I'm not in trouble at all, really

according to the metrics of Lean Six Sigma, the insured patient is not the intended customer of the insurance company but the stockholders. the insured are merely livestock.

Capitalism is anathema to sustainability and healthcare

stuck watching a 2-hour long sexual harassment training video. ironically, yearning someone to text filthy nothings with 🥰

all I know is I, a cis het white man, am blameless 🫡

(let me know if this joke doesn't land)

Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night

Mary Martin's Peter Pan (specifically the adults in animal costumes running around the 'deck' of the ship looking for places to hide from the approaching croc)

Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland

Going back in time to tell 2015 me that Trump will get elected which brings about a new plague and then he'll get re-elected for a second term after attempting to overthrow the government and his biggest political foe in 2026 is the Pope who is from Chicago

Dating App Question: Am I out of pocket for seeing any mention of HP on a person's profile as a massive red flag? it's 2026. I can't imagine that you're ignorant of JK Rowling's abhorrent transphobic views/actions