Fortune: The Navy confirmed an 'abundant amount' of Uncrustables when the Artemis II crew lands. Smucker's just offered them a lifetime supply By Catherina Gioino News Editor April 10, 2026, 5:48 PM ET Smucker's just promised the Artemis Il crew a lifetime supply of Uncrustables. IMAGE FROM UNCRUSTABLES INSTAGRAM
*googles how to become an astronaut*
Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.
Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!
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🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
Please go bang down the doors! Tweets are useless. Do something more!
U ASS! (sorry...UConn alum)
Thanks!
Where are you watching??
West Allis is the BEST Allis!
I had to get a doctor's permission to live in a non-smoking dorm floor at UConn! 1998
the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents
1st half UConn vs 2nd half UConn
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
I don’t want to be mean but someone eating a lobster roll in the middle of Ohio deserves whatever happens to them.
And Gillette Castle!
That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.
My family is going to watch Svengoolie. Some good old sci-fi.
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
“I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!”
Literally.
Omar, Tlaib, and Green are the only ones brave enough to speak up during this farce. BIPOC reps leading as always.
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.
I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
This is what dreams are made of!
I was fine until they showed him weeping!
kinda nervous about how much money i have riding on this Super Bowl but if the Packers somehow manage to win it i am going to be doing VERY well
Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
Absolutely agree
They didnt say back safe or alive. Just back. This is awful, awful.
