Classic 5th circuit headassery 🤬

Most sensible NYT freelancer

Cause Sid the Kid said so

So THAT's tonight's menu! I was beginning to worry for the chef

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a sign that says w on it Alt: Dave Bautista's WWE entrance, with all the pyrotechnics to accompany it

How this Monday got me actin' after 2 months on the job hunt

... and there goes the English announce table

This is awesome

Punk's homage jacket is cool, but it's just going to mean he loses even harder

I just LOVE being on internet so slow that it's legitimately faster to get in my car, drive 5 miles south, and upload shit while tethering off my phone than to upload from my desktop. Couldn't be happier

What, does he sell sunblock that only works on half your body? Or are his tanning beds faulty?

Fuck yeah

Temporarily change someone's color blindness

Why imagine when we can MANIFEST

Or, hear me out, roman candles attached to the weed eater

Man, I hate having to use Lightroom and Photoshop, but I don't use them often enough to necessitate learning an entirely new platform. Doesn't help all the work has to match stylistically, but at least I get to redownload it for odd jobs and tax write-offs

I would commit several crimes to see it to fruition

*puts on tinfoil hat*

What it the vibe code wrote the report on outages?

It's significantly better than the alternative

Dragged his ass through the mud repeatedly smh. Hate to see it

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If Link says more than 4 very specific words it's a total failure, and even then it should only be an end credit gag

Sprung from Spring with fire in his hand and hate in his heart. Love to see it

Oh

Pain 🫠 I've gotta get a new Bluetooth/wifi card for mine

No, this shows that running on a current-admin-lite platform with a promise to do the bare minimum will get rid of bad politicians. This is like saying Democrats should accept a candidate in 2028 who wants to keep bombing Iran and cutting social services just because they’ll jail Trump and his ilk.

Hope you get some relief quickly! Knee problems suck so much

Hell, even a PS4/PS5 port of the original Motorstorm would be enough for me. Such a great game

Hell yeah, we love to see it

Bro looks like he just finished disciplining one of his girls and got caught in public trying to sneak home

INSIDE the airport??? Sheeeit, that sounds dope as hell