Please god, give him the hook!

Actually got choked up remembering having a president like this.

We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.

The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.

The insanity is infinite ♾️

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Peace, but only during trading hours

LA nails it. No notes.

[10 FWY just now]

We're playing into his stubby sausage fingered hands by talking about his stupid Jesus pic.
He's busy breaking more laws while we're looking away. Heads up people!!!

Whats all this crazy shit in the sky? Satan, Stormtroopers and an Eagle? This was taken directly his dream journal.

Fixed for accuracy.

Even if that was true it would still be bonkers!

She did this. Her and her cronies need to do something toot sweet!!

The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.

Donny demento!

Oh, so we're going to turn the entire world against us because Trump's mommy didn't hug him.

In Springsteen’s words: everybody has a Hungary heart

Choosing an utterly charmless dick as your nation’s diplomat in delicate geopolitical negotiations turns out not to have been so smart. Who could have guessed? Apparently, not stupid Donald.

Let’s end tonight on a high note from Coldplay

Remember when Trump whined about Obama sending money to Iran?

😕🤷🏻‍♀️

Kim Dotcom: Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization. She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

Along comes Putins puppet!

🧑‍🚀👩‍🚀🧑🏾‍🚀🧑‍🚀🚀

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

Can we pass a law to make monuments that are dipped in gold illegal?

Yuck!

I love me some Pete❤️

Trump is done. He needs to be removed from office. He’s compromised, unwell, and unfit. Call your Republican reps and tell them it’s time. He’s an albatross. Cut him loose.

That's for sure. He is definitely not American citizens first.