Nintendo's latest marketing attempt to make people buy Metroid stuff.
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A man in India made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans on IG with a fake AI influencer
β’ Helped pay for his med school
β’ Tried a liberal version but it didnt work
βDemocrats know itβs AI slop .. The MAGA crowd is made up [of] super dumb people. And they fall for it"
(via WIRED)
Each crystal is in a bag that only opens after watching a 10 minute tutorial about how LEGO pieces join together.
Dedication to the Anakin cosplay
Guessing here, the game was built for Switch 1 from the start, and despite being an AAA game, it doesn't have that much going on under the hood compared to other big games out there. Optimization and performance was given great care, whereas in other games they'd try to cram as many VFXs as possible
I don't know if it is a result of them being MoCap assisted, or merely the vision they had, but man, Samus' animations in this game have no sauce or spice compared to Mercury Steam's handcrafted Dread animations.
There is no Trilogy for Switch, if you have to play the three of them, WiiU it is. Or play them on PC with Primehack.
Outside of sheer curiosity, there is almost no need to play the older games. Although, Prime 4 is kinda bad at teaching legacy techniques taught in the older games, so there's that.
Metroid Prime 4 is not a GKC
Maybe they're trying to brute force Metroid into being a popular brand by tweeting attrition.
No joke, the first time I tried to get my way around in the Obelisco intersection in Buenos Aires, where a bunch of subway lines crisscross, I was like this.
Just wait until you find out she can open doors too.
The marketing team discovered the game has gameplay!
I was surprised how bereft of substance the game is. I will stand by my view on the bike being a great item on paper, but they really didn't do anything with it. Not only did the devs not pick up on 20 years worth of feedback, they got worse at nearly everything.
Excelent work!
The worst part is that they had two decades of feedback to work with, yet decided to ignore all of it and make it as bad as possible to attract people that were never going to buy it. But they sure as hell wanted us to be hype and pay premium + the figures to make the game feature complete.
Don't we all?
ICBM strategy has been nerfed
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
Come on people! Wash your dicks!
That's why they strive to make both.
It's becoming increasingly likely that Retro got lucky with the first one and never really understood why people liked it.
No idea what that might be.
As always, they make like ten units of these things lmao.
It's mediocre. Not abysmal, not great. It is easily one of the worst Metroid games design-wise, because the bar is pretty high to begin with. It does not have anything outstanding to foster a community long term, it simply is a game designed for toddlers that was meant to be consumed and forgotten.
Oh this stuff is right up my alley.
When they put the transcript of the whole movie in the title.
I sense a lot of fanart for this one coming up.
They are saving them to use them to pay a real and legit government official telling them they have a consignment box full of cash from Nigeria.
The horse has been beaten so much it's now turned into mincemeat (and this account is a mirror and all that), but come on! They really could be showing a variety of boss and mob combat clips, but no, "we have unlockable concept art", I mean, sure, go off king π
It's OK, OpenAI got all the training data they wanted already.